I'd like to know what the hell they're putting in food these days.
Because when I was a kid, this was my typical diet:
Breakfast: 3 bowls of Captain Crunch (and sprinkled sugar on top) or toaster waffles buttered on both sides
Snacks: Lunchables, chips and 2 candy bars
Lunch: School lunch + 2 packages of Hostess cupcakes
Snacks: a milkshake and more chips
Dinner: Taco Bell, Burger King, McDonalds or Panda Express
Bedtime snack: a bunch of slim jims, and cake
This was every day. I also didn't exercise, because my biological parents would not let me outside as a little kid, because they assumed people were just WAITING to kidnap me.
And I was never fat...always skinny.
I thought kids had fast metabolisms by default, so there must be something going on with the food supply...hmm...