Gay's in the military? According to Tennessee Magistrate Joe Rehyansky, gay men should not be allowed to serve as their "promiscuity" coupled with HIV, would have "the potential for disastrous health consequences".
You see "Gays spread disease at a rate out of all proportion to their numbers in our population and should be excluded from the military".
And "Shouldn't the overwhelmingly straight warriors who answer their county's call be spared the indignity of showering with other men who achieve lascivious enjoyment from the sight of those lithe naked bodies, and who may be tempted to seek more than the view?"
Lesbian military personnel however have "medical and administrative specialties" as well as "low sex drives", they have a place in the military, they just need a good dicking is all.
"My solution would get the distaff part of our homosexual population off our collective 'Broke Back,' thus giving straight male GIs a fair shot at converting lesbians and bringing them into the mainstream".
How could they convert them? Well back in the good old days "it fell to men to swing through the trees and scour the caves in search of as many women as possible to subdue and impregnate – a tough job but someone had to do it".
So there you go, it's simple really, lesbians just need to be subdued and impregnated and they'll be converted back into the mainstream. So all you lascivious and lithe soldier boys out there, rape a lesbian and you'll be doing us all a favour.
Aren't we lucky this man is involved in upholding the law?!