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    Default Canadian/American War -- Who Would Win?

    Because this board is always going on and on about the decay of the US, blah blah blah, let's have something fun. The Canadian/American war -- how would it play out? Who would win?
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    We'll just have free beer for y'all at the border, war averted.
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    The Americans would start at 8am and be done by coffee break.
    It would be akin to me VS one small ant, all it would take was one step.

    I am Canadian.

    That being said.. if our populations were equal.. We would kick American asses all over the place.

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    You seem to be functioning under the assumption that the US is the one who starts the war, but eh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haphazard View Post
    You seem to be functioning under the assumption that the US is the one who starts the war, but eh.
    Well I am going on reputation here.. How many countries has Canada invaded?? ZERO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arclight View Post
    Well I am going on reputation here.. How many countries has Canada invaded?? ZERO.
    Well, the US would consider a war with Canada a Civil War, and we don't generally start those.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haphazard View Post
    Well, the US would consider a war with Canada a Civil War, and we don't generally start those.
    To quote Gun n Roses.. "What's so civil about war anyway?"

    A civil can only be started the "people" against the "people" who else can start it?. The Americans fought a civil war, and it was started by the Americans. No?

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    Actually it was a differenty-sort of Civil War, the ones who started it didn't consider themselves Americans. But of course everyone already knows everything about American history so I won't go into any more detail.

    I think the best chance Canada would have would be chemical/nuclear warfare. Considering how close most of Canada's populated areas are to America's most fertile ones and weather patterns and etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haphazard View Post
    Actually it was a differenty-sort of Civil War, the ones who started it didn't consider themselves Americans. But of course everyone already knows everything about American history so I won't go into any more detail.

    I think the best chance Canada would have would be chemical/nuclear warfare. Considering how close most of Canada's populated areas are to America's most fertile ones and weather patterns and etc.
    Canada has neither Nuclear weapons nor Chemical weapons.
    Trust me when I say we have no chance.
    Why would we want to fight anyway? It's inevitable that we become one nation anyway. There has been talk for years of uniting the currencies, once that happens The USA will control what sovereignty we have left.

    We are an educated and highly skilled population.. Killing us would make no sense when we are already 95% assimilated.
    Killing you would make no sense because eventually the smell of rotting corpses would make our air unbreathable .

    Note .. Whether they considered themselves American or not, is irrelevant. The fact remains they legally were.

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    You have about 1000x more (and better) weapons and personnel than we do. It'd kinda be like this guy:


    fighting with this guy:



    If it was a war of politeness, we might have a chance.
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