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    Default Official disclosure of extraterrestrial life is imminent

    There have been a lot of announcements related to extraterrestrial life from "mainstream" organizations.

    UN:
    UN to appoint Earth contact for aliens | News.com.au

    Vatican:
    Pope's Astronomer Would Baptize ET

    US Military:
    U.S. Nuclear Weapons Have Been Compromised by Unidentified Aerial Objects | Reuters

    BBC:
    BBC News - A distant Earth-like exoplanet 'could have life'


    Now I'm pretty skeptical guy in general, but all of this activity does seem a bit suspicious. It's as if The Powers That Be are grooming the unwashed masses into the idea of aliens existing, without causing mass panic.

    And if there's any President who thinks that "the truth" should be disclosed to the populace, it's probably an NF like Obama.

    This is an article from a year ago:
    Official disclosure of extraterrestrial life is imminent - Honolulu exopolitics | Examiner.com
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    Well, shit.

    There's a bridge about five minutes away. Maybe I should throw myself off of it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haphazard View Post
    Well, shit.

    There's a bridge about five minutes away. Maybe I should throw myself off of it?
    What if the aliens have the ability to resurrect the dead?

    That means they'll just bring you back to life, rape you, and then kill you. But for real this time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edgar View Post
    What if the aliens have the ability to resurrect the dead?

    That means they'll just bring you back to life, rape you, and then kill you. But for real this time.
    I dunno, I always thought, you know, we'd find space-lichens first. Space-lichens would be pretty bitchin. I'd be okay with space-lichens.

    But you know, intelligent extraterrestrials, who found us first, and are unnukeable doesn't sit right with me.
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    That means they'll just bring you back to life, rape you, and then kill you. But for real this time.
    *zips up tinfoil head and body suit, adding extra layers to orifices*

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    Hold on, I'm only on season 3 of X-Files, I'm not ready for this yet...

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    If there are aliens, we should be able to nuke them. That's just fairness.
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    Common u gaiz

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    The important question, of course, is which TV producer will be lucky enough to secure alien participation on a reality show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edgar View Post
    There have been a lot of announcements related to extraterrestrial life from "mainstream" organizations.

    UN:
    UN to appoint Earth contact for aliens | News.com.au

    Vatican:
    Pope's Astronomer Would Baptize ET

    US Military:
    U.S. Nuclear Weapons Have Been Compromised by Unidentified Aerial Objects | Reuters

    BBC:
    BBC News - A distant Earth-like exoplanet 'could have life'


    Now I'm pretty skeptical guy in general, but all of this activity does seem a bit suspicious. It's as if The Powers That Be are grooming the unwashed masses into the idea of aliens existing, without causing mass panic.

    And if there's any President who thinks that "the truth" should be disclosed to the populace, it's probably an NF like Obama.

    This is an article from a year ago:
    Official disclosure of extraterrestrial life is imminent - Honolulu exopolitics | Examiner.com
    Hm. It's kinda interesting. Who the fuck is that Malaysian scientist (first article)? The article didn't say. It just said that the UN decided she's the official intergalactic diplomat. LOL. Do you really think all the world governments are going to look to the feeble UN to make an official statement? We're all much too opportunistic for that.

    I for one welcome our new insect overlords.

    Edit: You forgot the Stephen Hawking warning about being friendly to hostile aliens who wanted to mine our planet for minerals/resources. Very weird and out of character. Maybe you're onto something.

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