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    Default Man claims aliens targeted his home with meteorites


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    This is AWESOME!!

    "I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials," he said.

    "I don't know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense.
    I am laughing so hard I'm crying!

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    That really is the only logical answer to it. :/

    Space Palestinians, throwing rocks Intifada style?

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    I think you mean Space Serbs YLJ. Remember he's Bosnian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peguy View Post
    I think you mean Space Serbs YLJ. Remember he's Bosnian.
    Serbs got style, mister. They at least use real weapons


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    And space aliens with meteorites are not real weapons?

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    They are gifts, just like gum drops. He sold one to a University! Obviously, these are tidings of peace, not war. Why does this guy have to be so cynical?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peguy View Post
    And space aliens with meteorites are not real weapons?
    Depends on the user, obviously.
    I hear some people can kill with napkins.

    Mightier than the tread of marching armies is the power of an idea whose time has come

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    Why else do people throw stones at houses?

    The alien is obviously in love, but afraid of Lajic's parents the local authorities.
    -Carefully taking sips from the Fire Hose of Knowledge

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    This is no laughing matter... I'm pretty sure these are the same aliens who keep leaving un-flushed meteorites in my toilet.
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