What a beautiful occasion. This should be an international holiday. Be joyous and full of good cheer all ye haters of America. You know you wish you lived in the USA so acknowledge that jealousy is the source of your hatred and don red, white, and blue today. Shoot fireworks off and sing the Star Spangled Banner. Celebrate American patriotism even if you're not a natural born citizen. Hell, even our president isn't.
Let your ceaseless bickering commence you self-loathing Americans and foreign haters abroad.