Texas GOP platform: criminalize gay marriage and ban sodomy, outlaw strip clubs and pornography
I think Texas is where pure concentrated idiocy goes to stagnate and solidify in the form of people. Not real people, though... just phantasms made up of all the worst ideas you've ever had. I say we reapply all of the Mexican American border fences to Texas so the dumbness doesn't slosh out anymore. No offense to intelligent Texans... but you're in the quarantine zone and there might be no hope for you.