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    Why are Americans so Awesome? Because we're audaciously stupid...and incompetant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sLiPpY View Post
    Why are Americans so Awesome? Because we're audaciously stupid...and incompetant.
    Reminds me of a quote I found:

    "Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)19:25 No.6081953

    Britfag here, I've been in America for the past three years. The world needs heroes more and more at the moment. The heroes that have meant the most to me over the last 3 and a half years have been you, the American people, you are all heroes. In fact, give yourself a round of applause now.

    I'll tell you why you're all heroes, because the American people are fucking idiots. I mean that as the highest form of compliment a human being could possibly issue. The world needs idiots. Idiots get things done, they don't waste time thinking and planning things. Do you honestly think any other country could have put a man on the moon? Of course not. That is a fucking stupid thing to do, only America could pull that off. Only America would send his friend up there a few years later with a set of golf clubs so he could whack a few balls around, it makes complete sense if you don't really think about it. This last year you bombed the moon, you did it, you bombed the moon. You wanted to see if there was water so you BOMBED the moon. The moon got bombed and you did it, not because it was easy but because it was bloody hard. And not only did you bomb the moon, you did it at the time of the greatest financial melt-down of our lifetimes. Like you're little treat to the rest of the world: 'put your money away world, that was on uncle sam.' The world should be lining up to thank you people.

    Tl;dr: god bless america."
    -Carefully taking sips from the Fire Hose of Knowledge

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    The most interesting thing about this thread is that it took only one reply to turn into another "What do you hate about the USA?" thread. Enjoy yourselves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou View Post
    The most interesting thing about this thread is that it took only one reply to turn into another "What do you hate about the USA?" thread. Enjoy yourselves.
    Haters gonna hate

    You know what to do?



    Mm hmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou View Post
    The most interesting thing about this thread is that it took only one reply to turn into another "What do you hate about the USA?" thread. Enjoy yourselves.
    It's easier to blame other people for your problems than to blame yourself.

    This is that happening on the large scale.
    "You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit."

    Reason is, and ought only to be the slave of the passions, and can never pretend to any other office
    than to serve and obey them. - David Hume

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    I'd ignore the negativity and just continue to revel in the greatness.

    - Put burgers on the map.
    - More condiments than there's steak in the world.
    - Bastion of manliness.
    - It could very well be Duke Nukem's Land of The Babes.
    - American lesbians are good looking not like most of their international equivalents.
    - King of the Hill, Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, American Dad. They put animation on the map.
    - Maddox.
    - Chuck Norris.
    - The Karate Kid.
    - Angry Video Game Nerd.
    - Mr Bucket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lark View Post
    - American lesbians are good looking not like most of their international equivalents.
    In America, you learn that all the pretty girls are lesbians ... and then you figure out that all the pretty girls are lesbians
    -Carefully taking sips from the Fire Hose of Knowledge

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    Quote Originally Posted by FDG View Post
    Well no I mean the original poster, I was wondering if his list was serious. If it is...that's ok
    Quote Originally Posted by Lark View Post
    I'd ignore the negativity and just continue to revel in the greatness.
    Oh my bad... after reading FDG's post I thought you were kidding... so, you really do like NASCAR? Awesome! me too.

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    The potential for liberty and justice for all. The realization of that potential is what I would post here
    Quote Originally Posted by Haphazard View Post
    But I'm not gonna lie. Big ass drinks and buffets. Fit in yo' hands like .
    So wrong, so wasteful, yet so delicious.

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    Also, everyone calls it futbol - we call it soccer. And OUR football is really only like 1/5 kicking the ball.

    That takes cajones. So if anyone asks you what makes America Awesome, the answer is cajones.

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