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    ... really starting to wonder where my gold is
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    ... really starting to wonder where my gold is
    I'm starting to wonder where your gold is too...

    *thinks whatever looks jewish and irish from the avatar - yup definitely gots golds.. give it up byatch...

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    ... really starting to wonder where my gold is
    Those damn Jewish leprechauns stole it.

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    I'm irish/jewish AND gypsy (with some other stuff thrown in as well! )

    and I have no gold, except a ring on my finger

    if someone helps me find it I'll share it with them!

    this is not a trap... I swear!
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    El Dorado.
    The crazed conquistador Aguirre was looking for it but I don't think he found it....
    You might find it...
    Fortunately, I don't think that there are still cannibals along the Amazon...


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    ... really starting to wonder where my gold is
    I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout. Every time I steam up, I give a shout. Just tip me over and pour me out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    I'm irish/jewish AND gypsy (with some other stuff thrown in as well! )

    and I have no gold, except a ring on my finger

    if someone helps me find it I'll share it with them!

    this is not a trap... I swear!

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    ... really starting to wonder where my gold is
    The Learned Elders are holding out on you because you're only part Jewish/Leprechaun/Gypsy (is the latter supposed to have any?): you should confront them and demand to be let in on the lucrative conspiracies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walking Tourist View Post
    El Dorado.
    The crazed conquistador Aguirre was looking for it but I don't think he found it....
    You might find it...
    Fortunately, I don't think that there are still cannibals along the Amazon...
    Gaily bedight,
    A gallant knight,
    In sunshine and in shadow,
    Had journeyed long,
    Singing a song,
    In search of Eldorado.

    But he grew old-
    This knight so bold-
    And o'er his heart a shadow
    Fell as he found
    No spot of ground
    That looked like Eldorado.

    And, as his strength
    Failed him at length,
    He met a pilgrim shadow-
    "Shadow," said he,
    "Where can it be-
    This land of Eldorado?"

    "Over the Mountains
    Of the Moon,
    Down the Valley of the Shadow,
    Ride, boldly ride,"
    The shade replied-
    "If you seek for Eldorado!"

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    Cool!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by lowtech redneck View Post
    Gaily bedight,
    A gallant knight,
    In sunshine and in shadow,
    Had journeyed long,
    Singing a song,
    In search of Eldorado.

    But he grew old-
    This knight so bold-
    And o'er his heart a shadow
    Fell as he found
    No spot of ground
    That looked like Eldorado.

    And, as his strength
    Failed him at length,
    He met a pilgrim shadow-
    "Shadow," said he,
    "Where can it be-
    This land of Eldorado?"

    "Over the Mountains
    Of the Moon,
    Down the Valley of the Shadow,
    Ride, boldly ride,"
    The shade replied-
    "If you seek for Eldorado!"
    I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout. Every time I steam up, I give a shout. Just tip me over and pour me out.

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    well... apparently I'm supposed to be deceptive and tricky, so I should just trick everyone else's gold off of them
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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