If I were president for a day,
I'd lower the drinking age to 9
I'd legalize marijuana, heroin, and the sex slave trade
I'd make it illegal for women to wear clothes
Free Corvets for EVVVVERRYONE
Gas would be free
Murder would become legal, and in some states, encouraged
Ax and knife throwing would become the American Past-Time
Evolution would be taught instead of Math
and last but not least..
God would be EVERYBODIES home boy
OWS 4 prezz, 2012.