Check this out from the BBC.
BBC News - Man guilty for racial attack on Borehamwood rail worker
Am I the only one who feels like this borders on an Onion article? The appearance of the guy being charged is surreal. You have ridiculous lines like "Foolishly I said: 'Negro don't touch me." And really, why is this news exactly? I don't think they report every single time someone is charged with assault in England. Is it the mustache?
It's the mustache isn't it?
What I do know is that I want to see that guy's face and his words plastered all over the internet.