I can not be the only one that is noticing these ridiculous commercials offering you a quick fix for some random disease that no one has even heard of. My brother and I were joking around yesterday thinking of the new types of drugs they'll release next year. Like so...:
"Do you find that you're shifting your weight while sitting throughout the day? After sitting for countless hours, do you discover that once you stand up your joints feel tired and strained? Well, you may have sitalot syndrome. A serious disease that causes discomfort while sitting down for long periods of time. [Some old person looks out the window with a ~lost and depressed look on her face]. But suffer no more, for there is Felalex. A pill that has been proven to help ease your aches so you cant sit for longer than 5hrs per day [camera shows kids running through a meadow/an old couple dances at a party/mother pushes child on swing]. Suffer no more, ask your doctor about Felalex [camera shows a young couple getting married and a middle aged man surfing] Side effects include: diarrhea, stroke, hair loss, weight loss or gain, dry mouth, dry eye, deterioration of retina, thoughts of suicide, cancer, heart palpations, dizziness, blindness, psoriasis, heart attacks, and sometimes even death. Ask your doctor about Felalex, and be a better you."