We sell you narcotics.
What do you think happens to you in hospital?
They will give you Tasmanian morphine - and you will say thank you.
But we would like you to have a choice - we would like you to have the choice between Tasmanian morphine and Afghan morphine.
Of course we will tell you that Tasmanian morphine will put a hop in your step.
But it is up to you to choose.
And if you choose Afghan morphine you will not only feel better but you will be helping to end the Afghan war.