Basically, no party represents my interests. Right-of-center political parties' platforms are typically too interested in interfering in the affairs of other countries; in forcing certain values on people, usually religious in nature; in decentralization to the point that business can do whatever it wants.
On the other hand, left-of-center parties are hedonistic, blaming the society for all evils; they try to control everything to the point of screwing everything up (controlling the economy, etc.); they want to eliminate all values it seems to the point where nothing is sacred anymore; are usually die-hard internationalists, which pisses me off; claims that nationalists are racists, which is total bs...among other things.
Politics is just a bunch of sheet in the wind, and ends up creating more problems than it's worth.
If you ask me what political philosophy I believe in, I'll have to say moderate conservative populist or whatever....
Another tests indicates the following:
Moderate on libertarian/authoritarian scale