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    Default Political/Historical Jokes?

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    Alright, here is an old Polish Joke that was told during the Cold War.


    A man goes into the Bank of Gdansk to make a deposit. Since he has never kept money in a bank before, he is a little nervous.

    "What happens if the Bank of Gdansk should fail?" he asks.

    "Well, in that case your money would be insured by the Bank of Warsaw."

    "But, what if the Bank of Warsaw fails?"

    "Well, there'd be no problem, because the Bank of Warsaw is insured by the National Bank of Poland."

    "And if the National Bank of Poland fails?"

    "Then your money would be insured by the Bank of Moscow."

    "And what if the Bank of Moscow fails?"

    "Then your money would be insured by the Great Bank of the Soviet Union."

    "And if that bank fails?"

    "Well, in that case, you'd lose all your money. But, wouldn't it be worth it?"



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    Q) How can you tell the difference between a Conservative and a Liberal?

    A) Easy, watch a man drown 50 feet ashore

    the conservative will throw out 25 feet of rope and yell swim for it.

    the liberal will throw out 50 feet of rope and drop his end and go do another good deed.

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    Q: What's the difference between Barack Obama and Jesus Christ?

    A: They're both messiahs, but Jesus can actually put together a cabinet.


    Old libertarian joke
    "Libertarians are the kind of people who would allow fornication in our public parks!"

    "What do you mean, 'public parks?'"
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    Q: Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

    A: So Germans can march in the shade.

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    Q: What's the difference between Sarah Palin's vagina and Sarah Palin's mouth?

    A: Only some of the things that come out of Sarah Palin's vagina are retarded.
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    Q: Okay... so Poland, Germany, and Russia are at war, and a Polish soldier finds himself between a German and a Russian on the battlefield. Which one does he shoot first?

    A: The German. Business before pleasure.

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    Some jokes are visual:


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