... So word on the streets is, Cali people are getting paid in Monopoly money until next year. It'll make them way awesome during the game, since the Supreme Court ruled it acceptable that anyone paid by Californian Monopoly money can use said money in addition to the rest they get at the start of the game. California's Board Game Official was quoted as saying, "Californians love board games, and most agreed that this would suffice as payment for the next year." A government spokesperson stated, "We wrote them IOU's. What more do they need?"
One Californian under the alias Risen exclaimed his outrage. The rest of California has yet to comment.