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    Quote Originally Posted by Amargith View Post
    Respect for the Raccoon, way to stand up for yourself. Seriously, wtf was that dude thinking?
    Correct, you take animals from behind not from the front.

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    Was the racoon an adult? And how can we be sure if it was rape?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sytpg View Post
    Was the racoon an adult? And how can we be sure if it was rape?

    Kinky game gone wrong? no pre approved safe word?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BerberElla View Post
    Kinky game gone wrong? no pre approved safe word?
    I'd say so. I mean, the news report doesn't mention the racoon testifying or anything. It didn't press charges.

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    How do we know that sexy little racoon didn't swish her fluffy little tail and entice the poor guy. His powers of decision-making were impaired by drink.

    That's it! It's the racoon's fault. Lock it up.
    "No ray of sunshine is ever lost, but the green which it awakes into existence needs time to sprout, and it is not always granted to the sower to see the harvest. All work that is worth anything is done in faith." - Albert Schweitzer

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    Romance is truly dead in Russia. At least in rural America they get to know their animals first.

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    Actually I'm a little disappointed in this thread. I was looking forward to, "Raccoon bites off perverts penis... and contracts rabies."
    Is not to be held accuntable for peeling errors.

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    Once, in my youth,
    By the light of the moon,
    I chased a raccoon
    Over a roof
    With a lasoo
    And caught it, too.
    This story's true!
    And I did it rightly
    As it didn't bite me
    Look into my avatar. Look deep into my avatar...

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    LOL, this is the best thing I've read all week.
    Artes, Scientia, Veritasiness

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    Once was reading in newspapers that one truck driver stoped on a open road to take a piss. But it turned out that there was snake in the bushes.
    Guess what happened.

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