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    Default Porn industry seeks federal bailout

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    WASHINGTON (CNN) — Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.

    “The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”

    Francis said in a statement that “the US government should actively support the adult industry's survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people."
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    They'd like to make a withdrawal?

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    Who deserves a bailout more? The media or the porn industry? I guarantee they WILL be bailing out companies like the failing New York Times. Just too big to fail... idiots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Risen View Post
    Who deserves a bailout more? The media or the porn industry? I guarantee they WILL be bailing out companies like the failing New York Times. Just too big to fail... idiots.
    Hard times, Risen. Hard times.

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    I thought Joe Francis had more important things to worry about than the bailout for the porn industry (things like avoiding getting ass raped in prison).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edgar View Post
    I thought Joe Francis had more important things to worry about than the bailout for the porn industry (things like avoiding getting ass raped in prison).
    Is he photogenic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bananatrombones View Post
    Hard times, Risen. Hard times.
    Once we bail out the porn industry, then I can truly beat my meat like it owes me money... or at least the porno I'm watching will. Hey, there's an idea. As payment to the taxpayes, why don't they offer up free porno to everyone? I might be down for that... not

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    Quote Originally Posted by Risen View Post
    Once we bail out the porn industry, then I can truly beat my meat like it owes me money... or at least the porno I'm watching will. Hey, there's an idea. As payment to the taxpayes, why don't they offer up free porno to everyone? I might be down for that... not
    I visualise the industry will start contracting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Risen View Post
    Once we bail out the porn industry, then I can truly beat my meat like it owes me money...
    Yeah, like you need a reason to beat your meat.

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    Its like a movie in the making, "Everyone Gets Screwed in the End"

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