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    If you ruled the world what would your first act be?


    What do you think the world needs?

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    What the world needs now can be summed up in one word: Less.

    Alternatively,

    Cause what the world needs now
    is a new Frank Sinatra
    so I can get you in bed.
    Cause what the world needs now
    is another folk singer
    like I need a hole in my head.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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    If I ruled the world I'd look for ways to give more power back to small communities, i.e. more focus on governing through city, state, and county governments for example. After I gave away all this power I'd dissolve the "world government" and step down as ruler of the world.
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    I'd have the world build me a rocket, and thenceforth avoid the question.

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    I'd turn it back over to the people who are running it right now and laugh all the way to Hell.
    "No ray of sunshine is ever lost, but the green which it awakes into existence needs time to sprout, and it is not always granted to the sower to see the harvest. All work that is worth anything is done in faith." - Albert Schweitzer

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    What the world needs is thousands of little Lateralus' running around, so I'd grudgingly perform my duty for the good of humanity.
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    *Yells*

    Hey! Lateralus! Peel me a grape.
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    I am not ruling this mess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heart View Post
    I am not ruling this mess.
    Don't wanna be liable huh? I don't blame you.
    You'll get a lot of angry letters... not good for an F dominant.

    Know what I'd do? I'd constipate the economy.
    Bear with me, I know what I'm talking about.

    If I fire everyone in retail, then there's no release. Things just keep stacking up at the stores. Unpacking, engineering, manufacture and packaging would all keep their jobs.

    Production would be through the roof! However sales would be in the dumps.
    Good news for looters. Additionally all prisoners are to be set free, by catapult, onto the president's lawn by increments of 10 seconds apiece.

    That's right - I rule the world, but nothing changes except what changes I make. That is, the president continues to do his menial job. Our legislative system remains in place and the police still arrest coke dealers.

    I prefer to pull out only a single cog and watch the rest of the works, otherwise un-altered take itself apart.


    After this happens globally, I will compose a book of rules entitled "Dictum of How Shit Should Be: If You Don't Like it, Go Drown in the Pacific, Which Will Be A Pain in the Ass for You Eastern Europeans 'Cause You'll Have to Pay High Fare to Get There"

    Basically I think everything needs to be torn down and revamped. There's no chance for salvation dudes. I'd like to enjoy watching it collapse and then come from the depths like Jesus from his tomb with my messianic proliferation.

    If you'll excuse me, I just heard the Office theme, and I need to go watch.

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