I like your style. I come up with "extreme rationalizations" on par this with occassionally, but I would not have chosen to let such a notion out into the wild.
How about Moronicide? You could use crushed vicodin on a cheese cracker as bait to get the likes of Rush Limbaugh.
I don't agree with the Infanticide argument. Infants have an incredible capacity for learning, and that learning starts from the moment the baby IPOs into the big bad world, possibly even a little sooner. It is that ability to learn is arguably one of the most important aspects of our cognitive ability.