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Religions of the World

AOA

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I'll probably fall under Catholicism. :\

Which one are you?
 

five sounds

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taoism + buddhism + rastafarianism :D
 

Totenkindly

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Hinduism + Buddhism + Protestantism

(I try to ignore the little Catholic voice)
 

Evee

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lol @ hare krishna

this shit happened before by the way..
 

Totenkindly

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Hey, maybe I have quite a collection of various shit in my life...!
 

Riva

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Protestantism

I am surprised by the catholic caption. Why would it even be if a heavenly father awaits you? S there something i am missing in catholism?

I am even more surprised by the buddhist caption. It's spot on assuming they are referring to relative and ultimate realities of existence. But they probably meant something else considering the humour in all the others.

Tehe at judaism.

They should have included jainism. If they did it would read 'if shit happens you must eat it'. That sums up the core of jainism.
 

senza tema

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Hinduism + Judaism = me = massive victim complex :laugh:

No, I'm kidding, I have a pretty good life ... but it's all gonna go to shit soon.

The future's uncertain and the end is always near
Roll, baby, roll

Rastafarianism?
 

PocketFullOf

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Islam is incorrect.

My thought process goes: Judaism => Catholicism => Buddhism => Hinduism => Taoism => Rastafarianism.
 

lowtech redneck

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I still have the old t-shirt, except it reads like this:

Daoism: Shit Happens
Confucianism: Confucious say, 'shit happens'
Hinduism: This shit has happened before
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?
Atheism: I don't believe this shit
Agnosticism: What is this shit?

Edit: I misspelled Taoism. oops.
 
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I didn't see JohnnyYukonism on there but oh well...



I'm going with "Fuck that shit, I'm smokin' this shit."
 

Avocado

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Jediism: Use the shit, Luke…
 

Coriolis

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Going by the list: Atheist.
 

prplchknz

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probably a combination of taoism and hinduism, according to the list
 

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I still have the old t-shirt, except it reads like this:

Daoism: Shit Happens
Confucianism: Confucious say, 'shit happens'
Hinduism: This shit has happened before
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?
Atheism: I don't believe this shit
Agnosticism: What is this shit?

Edit: I misspelled Taoism. oops.
IIRC back when the Marines were in Lebanon there were shirts that said "Hey, we just stepped in some Shiite!"
 

ceecee

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Agnosticism/Atheism. Regarding my Catholic childhood - I dismissed that ridiculous shit long ago.
 

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Shit happens -> No shit.. -> Lets smoke this shit
 
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