And like, everyone ever said, "Johnny, we don’t know where you are going, so how can we know the way?”
and Johnny said unto him "I, Johnny (that's me), am the Way and the Truth and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through me."
And everyone was like, "Yo, radical, what do I have to do?"
and Johnny said, "Everything I say, and you can start by depositing bags of money into my PayPal account."
Verily I say unto thee, forsake not my PayPal account, and thou shalt be welcome into the Kingdom of Heaven 'n shit.