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    And like, everyone ever said, "Johnny, we don’t know where you are going, so how can we know the way?”

    and Johnny said unto him "I, Johnny (that's me), am the Way and the Truth and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through me."

    And everyone was like, "Yo, radical, what do I have to do?"

    and Johnny said, "Everything I say, and you can start by depositing bags of money into my PayPal account."

    Verily I say unto thee, forsake not my PayPal account, and thou shalt be welcome into the Kingdom of Heaven 'n shit.
    I've had this ice cream bar, since I was a child!

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    You have serious issues regarding money, I've noticed.

    Why is that?

    Have you been used that way by many?
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    @AphroditeGoneAwry, you didn't get the joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnyyukon View Post
    And like, everyone ever said, "Johnny, we don’t know where you are going, so how can we know the way?”

    and Johnny said unto him "I, Johnny (that's me), am the Way and the Truth and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through me."

    And everyone was like, "Yo, radical, what do I have to do?"

    and Johnny said, "Everything I say, and you can start by depositing bags of money into my PayPal account."

    Verily I say unto thee, forsake not my PayPal account, and thou shalt be welcome into the Kingdom of Heaven 'n shit.
    You know if you follow this to its logical conclusion you get betrayed by one of your followers, beaten till the flesh falls from your bonesn, and nailed to a cross. This happens all while your mother watches, people mock and spit on you, cheering as you die. I would say you would then rise from the dead but the joke seems to imply that you are just a fraud and not actually the messiah so that's just going suck for you because you're really going to be dead. Not only that but you would be a bad fraud because the whole reason you died was because people found out. Did I mention all of your friends would die horrible deaths trying to keep the scam going? Then thousands of years from now people would continue to mock you very existence. In fact someone will probally joke about your horrible death and the deaths of all that ever loved you on a public forum. Pretending to be the messiah…not even once bro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iNtrovert View Post
    You know if you follow this to its logical conclusion you get betrayed by one of your followers, beaten till the flesh falls from your bonesn, and nailed to a cross. This happens all while your mother watches, people mock and spit on you, cheering as you die. I would say you would then rise from the dead but the joke seems to imply that you are just a fraud and not actually the messiah so that's just going suck for you because you're really going to be dead. Not only that but you would be a bad fraud because the whole reason you died was because people found out. Did I mention all of your friends would die horrible deaths trying to keep the scam going? Then thousands of years from now people would continue to mock you very existence. In fact someone will probally joke about your horrible death and the deaths of all that ever loved you on a public forum. Pretending to be the messiah…not even once bro.

    I am ready. God is Love. I have seen the Light!

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    I've had this ice cream bar, since I was a child!

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    pfffft like you even know
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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    I can pay you in nifty pencil drawings, or in snarky remarks. I leave it up to you to decide which.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    I can pay you in nifty pencil drawings, or in snarky remarks. I leave it up to you to decide which.
    Johnnyism takes all forms of charity. Especially if it's in 20 dollar bills or higher.
    I've had this ice cream bar, since I was a child!

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    I'm like a walkin', talkin', ouija board.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    pfffft like you even know
    I cast thee out!

    Unless you want to sign up for our "Johnny is Lord" payment plan of only 199.99 a month! Only 9 spots left!
    I've had this ice cream bar, since I was a child!

    Each thought's completely warped
    I'm like a walkin', talkin', ouija board.
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnyyukon View Post
    I cast thee out!

    Unless you want to sign up for our "Johnny is Lord" payment plan of only 199.99 a month! Only 9 spots left!
    dude, I only let you think you're a god above me, but really I am a goddess above you.
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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