if you ate si much pizza that you acccidently cloned yourself

[prplchknz]

and your clone comitted.a.crime would you be responsible seeing as your clone technically not be a person in the eyes of the law?

 

[Blackmail!]

I really think you should stop smoking.

 

[prplchknz]

I really think you should stop smoking.

I don't smoke anything other than cigarettes

 

[Blackmail!]

I don't smoke anything other than cigarettes

Yet you see purple pizzas everywhere?

 

[tinker683]

...that pizza could produce human clones?!?!?!

To answer your question though: I imagine the law would have to designated your clone as a separate person.

 

[prplchknz]

Yet you see purple pizzas everywhere?

I never said I did

 

[Standuble]

I would think that if you could either provide an alibi proving you did not commit the crime or provide some degree of evidence that you had in fact cloned yourself and that your clone is responsible then in theory there should be reasonable doubt regarding your guilt. If you're lucky you won't get caught. I would think a pizza clone would either become crusty and eventually fall apart in the cold or melt in the heat.

 

[Qlip]

It's just a pizza baby, you shouldn't stress too much about it, just make sure to get some fiber into you.

 

[prplchknz]

It's just a pizza baby, you shouldn't stress too much about it, just make sure to get some fiber into you.

I haven't eaten any pizza

 

[garbage]

It might be the same sort of culpability you'd have as if your child committed a crime.

 

[prplchknz]

It might be the same sort of culpability you'd have as if your child committed a crime.

but a child has a birth certificate while a clone does.not. there's no papers that say your clone is a person according to the government

 

[gromit]

I want a pizza clone!

 

[Udog]

People know that creating clones of yourself is a risk of over-eating pizza, and need to be prepared to accept the consequences of their decisions. If you don't want to create a homicidal clone of yourself, eat pizza responsibly.

 

[prplchknz]

I want a pizza clone!

step 1: get pizza
step 2:eat pizza
step 3: keep eating pizza til about to explode
step 4: continue eating pizza
strp.5:eat so much pizza you asexualize yourself and there are two of you

 

[gromit]

step 1: get pizza
step 2:eat pizza
step 3: keep eating pizza til about to explode
step 4: continue eating pizza
strp.5:eat so much pizza you asexualize yourself and there are two of you

I hope I have the mental fortitude to go through with this...

 

[Blackmail!]

Eating a purple pizza clone can make you feel kind of guilty...
Maybe you're trying to express repressed feelings of guilt?

 

[prplchknz]

I hope I have the mental fortitude to go through with this...

I believe in you

 

[WALMART]

There are a bevy of posters whose threads I can spot out before peeking

You're one

 

[prplchknz]

There are a bevy of posters whose threads I can spot out before peeking

You're one

and?

 

[WALMART]

and?

Then