I am far and yet close
An image in your mind
Forged in laughter and play
Yet leaving a bread crumb trail...
Once upon a time
in a land far far away
lived a green-eyed girl with golden hair
with her Viking prince in their kitten-rich lair
With hawk-like vigilance and vet tricks to boot
she tended her unruly feline brood
While learning the Viking's tongue
to add to her dance and song.
However, from the hermit-like cave that was their lair
She also explored the virtual world, with Wi-Fi to spare
A seeker she became in her need for 'truth'
And lo' and behold all the internet loot:
Pearls of wisdom on what makes us human
Useful articles on the use of cumin
100 ways to make a man weak in the knees
and 25 ways to deal with the infuriated Queen Bees.
Tomes filled with insight on the days of Old
Bringing one into the mystery of the Pagan Fold.
Fairy dust, dragon blood and trinkets galore
from both charlatans and fantasy books in an online store
As time passed, her knowledge and power grew
fueled by the 'truths' in her internet brew
Bubbling in a cauldron, all gooey and green
Giving life to the newborn Viking Witch Queen
Ps: I'm in a weird mood today