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    God enters my body and uses me as a vessel to spread his word to the unenlightened masses (y'all)

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    Quote Originally Posted by chana View Post
    God enters my body and uses me as a vessel to spread his word to the unenlightened masses (y'all)
    For some reason, your phrasing reminded me of that movie, The Messenger: Joan of Arc. Particularly the line where she is arguing with someone, emphatically saying, "I AM THE DRUM ON WHICH GOD IS BEATING OUT HIS MESSAGE." (pretty sure she's typed as INFP, so maybe that's another reason it popped in my head, who knows.. my head's an odd place)

    (I couldn't find a clip of it, but remembering that line reminded me of this clip, somewhat related, but perhaps not. I'm only posting it for comedic purposes, however [particularly the last sword scenario], & hopefully it's well received)

    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    ^He pronks, too! Magic Poriferan's Avatar
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    When did you first realize that you were God?

    Well, I had noticed that every time I prayed, I was talking to myself.
    Go to sleep, iguana.


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    My god has horns and tells me I'm a goddess.

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    ^He pronks, too! Magic Poriferan's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by greenfairy View Post
    My god has horns and tells me I'm a goddess.
    And he only makes his presence known when I ingest these little capsules.
    Go to sleep, iguana.


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    I only worship cetacean deities. Surprisingly, I have not seen Star Trek IV.
    [Trump's] rhetoric is not an abuse of power. In the same way that it's also not against the law to do a backflip off of the roof of your house onto your concrete driveway. It's just mind-numbingly stupid and, to say the least, counterproductive. - Bush did 9-11


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    Quote Originally Posted by sleuthiness View Post
    And, if so, what does He say?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic Poriferan View Post
    And he only makes his presence known when I ingest these little capsules.
    One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small, and the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all...go ask Alice when she's 10 feet tall.

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    Search for hidden things and you'll find them.

    but that's not god, persay.
    Don't know how much it'll bend til it breaks.

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    No but then I dont really expect the Lord to speak to me, that stuff is way, way rarer than anyone makes out. Not even many of the great mystics actually claim to have had a direct interface with the almighty, it doesnt work like that.

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