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  • I've been an angel so santa should bring me a pony/volcano based lair/dinosaur!

    8 66.67%
  • I've been oh so naughty... time to whip out the paddles and coal! /

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    not to be trusted miss fortune's Avatar
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    Default naughty or nice?

    so the year is coming to an end and it's traditional at this time of year for one to be asked whether they've been naughty or nice... so which have you been for this past year?

    do you deserve christmas presents or enough coal to fuel an industrial revolution in a developing country?

    and what are you basing this evaluation upon?
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    If I'm naughty does that mean Santa paddles me, or can it be someone else? Santa is too gross.
    Step into my metaphysical room of mirrors.
    Fear of reality creates myopic morality
    So I guess it means there is trouble until the robins come
    (from Blue Velvet)

    I want to be just like my mother, even if she is bat-shit crazy.

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    I'm always naughty and I deserve lots of presents. Because I said so.

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    if I act nice does this mean that I get to paddle santa?

    ... there are so many possibilities in the world...
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    Way too nice. And because I have credit, I'm allowed to be extra naughty on the next year.

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    Regardless. I still get presents from Santa...

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    Ive been nice, I swear!

    First - I taught some kids in Africa some stuff. And that's like, the stereotypical saint standard, right?
    Then - I was really nice and not spiteful to my date that dumped me in a very hypocritical sort of fashion.
    And Then - I brewed my own beer and shared it selflessly without drinking a single bit of it myself.
    Then - I took in a REALLY ANNOYING DOG THAT HOWLS A LOT because he's tiny and it's going to be cold out soon.
    Finally - I saw Rise of the Guardians and I totally supported Santa's choice in tattoos.

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    Nice, just cuz, and I want presents.

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    Always and ever: Naughty in a nice way.
    'One of (Lucas) Cranach's masterpieces, discussed by (Joseph) Koerner, is in it's self-referentiality the perfect expression of left-hemisphere emptiness and a precursor of post-modernism. There is no longer anything to point to beyond, nothing Other, so it points pointlessly to itself.' - Iain McGilChrist

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    "Suppose it didn't," said Pooh, after careful thought.
    Piglet was comforted by this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    so the year is coming to an end and it's traditional at this time of year for one to be asked whether they've been naughty or nice... so which have you been for this past year?

    do you deserve christmas presents or enough coal to fuel an industrial revolution in a developing country?

    and what are you basing this evaluation upon?
    I voted nice but really I've been righteous.

    I've got a coffee cup and it reads I'm Here To Help... and on the bottom when you drink up it says But I said nothing about being nice, this is my attitude to adults who're asshats, especially so called professionals who're really bluffing bastards.

    I totally think that Hannibal Lector had it right about eating the free range rude.

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