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    Look the dickheads coming and telling you there's nothing in heaven or what's not in heaven are as stupid as the people who used to speak with authority they didnt have and couldnt possess saying who and what was definitely in heaven, why cant anyone see that?

    ...fucks sake.

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    People want certainty, whether it speaks for or against heaven.

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    Damn it, I was waiting for a hilarious one liner joke when I entered this thread but all I get is disappointment. I thought it was gonna be: Why don't bees go to heaven...**insert punchline here**.

    I have a better joke: Why do ENFP's shop at Walmart? ANSWER: Because they have great values!

    Ha ha, get it? Ok that was lame.

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    @The Great One your posts today have all been absolutely hilarious, from the ESFJ kid, to the small boobied women, to the high valued ENFPs, truly amusing! It seems you and elfboy as well as chanaynay all have bright and fun personalities, so you considering 6 over 7 at least to me seems a little silly but, I guess, you know yourself best.

    Anyway keep the jokes coming!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaptorWizard View Post
    @The Great One your posts today have all been absolutely hilarious, from the ESFJ kid, to the small boobied women, to the high valued ENFPs, truly amusing! It seems you and elfboy as well as chanaynay all have bright and fun personalities, so you considering 6 over 7 at least to me seems a little silly but, I guess, you know yourself best.

    Anyway keep the jokes coming!
    I'm glad that someone on here enjoys my humor. **Shakes head at Fe doms**

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    Well, have you ever seen a bee accept Jesus Christ, Lord and Savior, into his heart and devote his life to Him?

    That's probably why bees don't go to heaven

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    Quote Originally Posted by xisnotx View Post
    People want certainty, whether it speaks for or against heaven.
    I agree and there IS NO CERTAINTY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bologna View Post
    Well, have you ever seen a bee accept Jesus Christ, Lord and Savior, into his heart and devote his life to Him?

    That's probably why bees don't go to heaven


    I like it, although I think what you just wrote about there, which I consider the whole "saved" thing is a piece of reformation BS. James Hogg kicked its ass all over the place and yet it persists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lark View Post
    Look the dickheads coming and telling you there's nothing in heaven or what's not in heaven are as stupid as the people who used to speak with authority they didnt have and couldnt possess saying who and what was definitely in heaven, why cant anyone see that?

    ...fucks sake.
    They're necroposting. But instead of doing it with a thread, they're doing it virtually with a tired idea.

    Why can't anyone see that?
    That's a good question. Why can't they?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bologna View Post
    Well, have you ever seen a bee accept Jesus Christ, Lord and Savior, into his heart and devote his life to Him?

    That's probably why bees don't go to heaven


    Also, if still believed what I was taught growing up, why I am not going to Heaven.
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