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    When you face Almighty God--the Creator, Sustainer, and Righteous Judge of all things--on Judgement Day, what will be your defense?

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    Well, Mr. Spurgeon, if that is your real name. I'll wait for God to voice his dissaproval, and then I'll say.. "Well, what did you expect?" while jumping diagonal to the right and backward to avoid the trapdoor, and also the secondary comedic trapdoor.

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    I think I'll plead insanity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spurgeon View Post
    When you face Almighty God--the Creator, Sustainer, and Righteous Judge of all things--on Judgement Day, what will be your defense?
    I see you're in Heaven, so do you have any suggestions?
    -end of thread-

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    Now, go ahead and read your Bible, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.

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    I was under the impression that God isn't going to take pleas.


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    Do I need a defense? It's me, one helpless man, against this supposed supreme, infinite, omniscient, omnipotent deity. If he's real, I'll simply bend over and take it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swordpath View Post
    Do I need a defense? It's me, one helpless man, against this supposed supreme, infinite, omniscient, omnipotent deity. If he's real, I'll simply bend over and take it.
    Pretty much this.

    I'll have no defense.
    "The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spurgeon View Post
    [If] you face Almighty God--the Creator, Sustainer, and Righteous Judge of all things--on Judgement Day, what will be your defense?
    "You brought it upon yourself."

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    God's gonna have to answer to me. I've got a list of questions a mile long. When we get done with that, then we can see about what's my excuse, but honestly, if he's smart, he won't start with me.

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