Well, Mr. Spurgeon, if that is your real name. I'll wait for God to voice his dissaproval, and then I'll say.. "Well, what did you expect?" while jumping diagonal to the right and backward to avoid the trapdoor, and also the secondary comedic trapdoor.
Now, go ahead and read your Bible, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.
If this is the best of possible worlds, what then are the others?
― Voltaire, Candide