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    Default Prayer, Contemplation and Meditation Thread

    Since I'm an agnostic ordained minister, I thought I may be able to help individuals on the forum by providing a simple service. You can ask me to pray, contemplate or meditate on/for you. All you have to do is post a request, whether general or specific. I will respond once I've completed the task.

    Sample request:
    Could you pray to Zeus/Sirius/Falacer/Jehovah/etc that my bacne goes away?

    I would like for you to contemplate my soul and its position in space-time according to galactic coordinate system.

    Can you meditate on my benign tumor so that it doesn't become a malignant, metastasizing cancer mass??
    “Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba…”


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    Aww, I was so excited for this thread, and then I saw who posted it.
    06/13 10:51:03 five sounds: you!!!
    06/13 10:51:08 shortnsweet: no you!!
    06/13 10:51:12 shortnsweet: go do your things and my things too!
    06/13 10:51:23 five sounds: oh hell naw
    06/13 10:51:55 shortnsweet: !!!!
    06/13 10:51:57 shortnsweet: (cries)
    06/13 10:52:19 RiftsWRX: You two are like furbies stuck in a shoe box

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortnsweet View Post
    Aww, I was so excited for this thread, and then I saw who posted it.
    You don't have a request?
    “Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba…”


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    Quote Originally Posted by LEGERdeMAIN View Post
    You don't have a request?
    Can you put this thread in your will for Synapse?

    I thought we were all going to hold hands around a fire whilst sharing stories about epiphanies and chi.
    06/13 10:51:03 five sounds: you!!!
    06/13 10:51:08 shortnsweet: no you!!
    06/13 10:51:12 shortnsweet: go do your things and my things too!
    06/13 10:51:23 five sounds: oh hell naw
    06/13 10:51:55 shortnsweet: !!!!
    06/13 10:51:57 shortnsweet: (cries)
    06/13 10:52:19 RiftsWRX: You two are like furbies stuck in a shoe box

    My Nohari
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    by sns.

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    Peace in the shower.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortnsweet View Post
    Can you put this thread in your will for Synapse?

    I thought we were all going to hold hands around a fire whilst sharing stories about epiphanies and chi.
    No.... and no.... omg, didn't you read the OP???
    “Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba…”


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    Quote Originally Posted by LEGERdeMAIN View Post
    No.... and no.... omg, didn't you read the OP???
    Yes, I did. That's why I am disappointed. The title is misleading.
    06/13 10:51:03 five sounds: you!!!
    06/13 10:51:08 shortnsweet: no you!!
    06/13 10:51:12 shortnsweet: go do your things and my things too!
    06/13 10:51:23 five sounds: oh hell naw
    06/13 10:51:55 shortnsweet: !!!!
    06/13 10:51:57 shortnsweet: (cries)
    06/13 10:52:19 RiftsWRX: You two are like furbies stuck in a shoe box

    My Nohari
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roar View Post
    Peace in the shower.
    I prayed to Ares, since you didn't specify a deity. You will not have War in your shower today.
    “Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba…”


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    Quote Originally Posted by shortnsweet View Post
    Yes, I did. That's why I am disappointed. The title is misleading.
    Absolutely not, you are misleading. I'll meditate on a homemade mandala for you.
    “Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba…”


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    Greetings, mighty @LEGERdeMAIN. @erm and I humbly beseech, beg and supplicate you to intercede on @The Outsider's behalf with whatever powers that be. Let the psychiatrist decide he's got a case of the crazy and deliver him from the gaping jaws of conscription.

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