Since I'm an agnostic ordained minister, I thought I may be able to help individuals on the forum by providing a simple service. You can ask me to pray, contemplate or meditate on/for you. All you have to do is post a request, whether general or specific. I will respond once I've completed the task.
Could you pray to Zeus/Sirius/Falacer/Jehovah/etc that my bacne goes away?
I would like for you to contemplate my soul and its position in space-time according to galactic coordinate system.
Can you meditate on my benign tumor so that it doesn't become a malignant, metastasizing cancer mass??