Prayer, Contemplation and Meditation Thread

[LEGERdeMAIN]

Since I'm an agnostic ordained minister, I thought I may be able to help individuals on the forum by providing a simple service. You can ask me to pray, contemplate or meditate on/for you. All you have to do is post a request, whether general or specific. I will respond once I've completed the task.

Sample request:
Could you pray to Zeus/Sirius/Falacer/Jehovah/etc that my bacne goes away?

I would like for you to contemplate my soul and its position in space-time according to galactic coordinate system.

Can you meditate on my benign tumor so that it doesn't become a malignant, metastasizing cancer mass??

 

[King sns]

Aww, I was so excited for this thread, and then I saw who posted it.

 

[LEGERdeMAIN]

Aww, I was so excited for this thread, and then I saw who posted it.

You don't have a request?

 

[King sns]

You don't have a request?

Can you put this thread in your will for Synapse?

I thought we were all going to hold hands around a fire whilst sharing stories about epiphanies and chi.

 

[Roar]

Peace in the shower.

 

[LEGERdeMAIN]

Can you put this thread in your will for Synapse?

I thought we were all going to hold hands around a fire whilst sharing stories about epiphanies and chi.

No.... and no.... omg, didn't you read the OP???

 

[King sns]

No.... and no.... omg, didn't you read the OP???

Yes, I did. That's why I am disappointed. The title is misleading.

 

[LEGERdeMAIN]

Peace in the shower.

I prayed to Ares, since you didn't specify a deity. You will not have War in your shower today.

 

[LEGERdeMAIN]

Yes, I did. That's why I am disappointed. The title is misleading.

Absolutely not, you are misleading. I'll meditate on a homemade mandala for you.

 

[011235813]

Greetings, mighty [MENTION=7760]LEGERdeMAIN[/MENTION]. [MENTION=404]erm[/MENTION] and I humbly beseech, beg and supplicate you to intercede on [MENTION=6214]The Outsider[/MENTION]'s behalf with whatever powers that be. Let the psychiatrist decide he's got a case of the crazy and deliver him from the gaping jaws of conscription.

 

[erm]

Greetings, mighty LEGERdeMAIN. erm and I humbly beseech, beg and supplicate you to intercede on The Outsider's behalf with whatever powers that be. Let the psychiatrist decide he's got a case of the crazy and deliver him from the gaping jaws of conscription.

I surrender myself to any fate that secures Outsider's success.

 

[011235813]

I surrender myself to any fate that secures Outsider's success.

A year without your better half. Do you really think you'll be able to do it?

 

[erm]

A year without your better half. Do you really think you'll be able to do it?

Constant meaningless shallow sex and an inhuman amount of recreational drugs. It'll numb the pain, but it won't fill the void.

 

[011235813]

Constant meaningless shallow sex and an inhuman amount of recreational drugs. It'll numb the pain, but it won't fill the void.

You'll have nothing left to offer when he comes back.

 

[LEGERdeMAIN]

Constant meaningless shallow sex and an inhuman amount of recreational drugs. It'll numb the pain, but it won't fill the void.

I'll pay pray for your gaping void :}

 

[Forever]

I would like a prayer to Morgan Freeman for me to have a good nights' rest. Thank you.