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    God,

    On a scale of one to ten, how much do you enjoy fucking with me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silently Honest View Post
    God,

    On a scale of one to ten, how much do you enjoy fucking with me?
    Silently Honest,

    I take no joy in your troubles. In fact, as I explained to someone else, I don't do things to people. People do things to each other. Your life fits into a plan larger than yourself, which is why faith is so important. I know it's easy to ask you to have faith...much easier than it is for you to do it. I ask that you look for evidence of me in the world around you just a little more closely. I know you're strong enough to handle what comes your way. If you feel at times that you cannot, remember two things: You've chosen good friends, and I'm always nearby.

    Oh, one more thing...hang on to those comics. Trust me.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
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    Dear God,

    What is it with cat avatars and Fi-users? --particularly xxFPs? I've noticed this correlating trend since I joined the forum 4+ years ago... /mystified
    "The purpose of life is to be defeated by greater and greater things." - Rainer Maria Rilke

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    Quote Originally Posted by iwakar View Post
    Dear God,

    What is it with cat avatars and Fi-users? --particularly xxFPs? I've noticed this correlating trend since I joined the forum 4+ years ago... /mystified
    iwakar,

    Truly, the virus-like proliferation of cat avatars is a phenomenon that vexes even the brightest minds on Earth and in heaven. As God, I've got a lot of things on my plate, so I must confess that I am not an expert on functions. However, if I may be glib for a moment, xxFPs like cuddly-wuddly stuff. And what is more cuddly-wuddly than a curious kitten batting around a ball of twine? Or a brave little man dangling from a tree branch and urging you to hang in there when that sonofabitch Phil in accounting makes sure that each day in your cubicle finds you born anew into mind-numbing agony?

    Sorry, got carried away there for a second. Long story short, kittehs is cute.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
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    Dear God,

    Have you ever had an "INTJ complex" ?
    Look into my avatar. Look deep into my avatar...

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    Dear God,

    I seriously think you're a troll. I mean that's cool and all since you're the Truth at the same time. But seriously. Vestigial organs. Echidnas. Back hair.

    I don't mean to talk about you like you're some sort of dickless pantywaste. But it's getting ridiculous.

    I guess the fundamental rules of the universe can come up with that stuff, and I don't want to be boastful and prideful like I'm an exception. But yeah. You're silly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ragashree View Post
    Dear God,

    Have you ever had an "INTJ complex" ?
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silently Honest View Post
    God,

    On a scale of one to ten, how much do you enjoy fucking with me?
    Well He is infinite so you know what that means.

    You should just be grateful that He's having fun at your expense. I, for one, am.

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    You know, I'd pity you if you weren't so happy being a ponce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silently Honest View Post
    You know, I'd pity you if you weren't so happy being a ponce.
    I forgive you.

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