I have a good sense of humor (I mean, I created the duckbill platypus and Michele Bachmann), but you have to bring your A game with God!
However, you did make me laugh, because I remembered when Homer Simpson asked Ned Flanders if Jesus could microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it. When Jesus saw that, he actually tried! Burned the shit out of his mouth. Swear to me.