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    Quote Originally Posted by Rasofy View Post
    I feel enlightened already!
    God,
    Why did you create INTJs? I mean, they are a bunch of smartasses.
    Well, just between you and me, I'll let you in on a little secret. I had to create a counterbalance for the humorlessness of INTPs. You know, not many people give me credit for being down with Eastern philosophy, but I am a huge fan of yin/yang.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
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    Quote Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou View Post
    I'm sorry, Ginkgo, but only one answer per question. I'm God, for crying out loud. I don't change my answer
    Given that your your answer to question system describes a function, what is the formula for this function?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou View Post
    It's quite the paradox to ask a being why he doesn't exist. I don't know what to tell you. In the meantime, mingle and have some ambrosia. I made it myself!
    Not you as in FMW (whatever that means), but you as god, the creator of the universe. Why do you, the supernaturally claimed you, not exist?
    I have a (new) blog here.

    You should do these: JohariNohari

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavericknm View Post
    Given that your your answer to question system describes a function, what is the formula for this function?
    mavericknm,

    It's kind of embarrassing to admit, being a deity and all, but math was never my strong suit. Still, I'll attempt an answer.

    Questions: 50% playful, 30% sincere, 20% antagonistic.
    Answers: 50% tailored to the intent of the questioner, 50% wiseassery.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slayer View Post
    Not you as in FMW (whatever that means), but you as god, the creator of the universe. Why do you, the supernaturally claimed you, not exist?
    Slayer,

    As I advised Gingko, only one answer per question. Your restatement does not change my answer. I hope this has been helpful. Your answer comes with a free frogurt!
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

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    If we ask God a question, we are sane.

    But if we hear an answer, we're not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Victor View Post
    If we ask God a question, we are sane.

    But if we hear an answer, we're not.
    Oh, I was wondering why you didn't asking anything.
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    A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?'
    A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
    A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '


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    Dear God,

    Do you have a god?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Victor View Post
    If we ask God a question, we are sane.

    But if we hear an answer, we're not.
    I think both constitute some level of insanity.
    I have a (new) blog here.

    You should do these: JohariNohari

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavericknm View Post
    Dear God,

    Do you have a god?
    God is a Buddhist. Don't you watch South Park?
    I have a (new) blog here.

    You should do these: JohariNohari

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