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    Are you an INTJ because you're God or are you God because you're INTJ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Victor View Post
    Q: What's the difference beween God and a surgeon?
    A: God doesn't think he's a surgeon.

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    Dear God,

    Are blow jobs sinful?

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    dear god,
    please tell me what to do with my life, but make sure i like the answer.
    love skye

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    Bo Burnham asked me to ask you this:

    Dear God, dear Lord, dear vague muscular man with a beard of a sword,
    Dear good all seeing being,
    My way or the highway, Yahweh.
    The blue balls, anti masturbator,
    The great all loving faggot hater,
    I'd like to thank your holy might,
    For making me both rich and white,
    And though this is your day of rest,
    I come to you with one request,
    There's so much pain beyond this steeple,
    Wars and drugs and homeless people,
    Sadness where there should be joy,
    Hate and rape and Soulja Boy,
    A world in darkness needs your light,
    So I'm sure your schedule's pretty tight,
    But my dog just had surgery,
    If you could fix that first.......JESUS"

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    Is it 'octopi' or 'octopuses'?

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    How about octopussi?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AphroditeGoneAwry View Post
    How about octopussi?
    Well, Aphrodite, (I like to think of you before you went awry), it depends whether 'octopus' is Latin or Greek.

    If 'octopus' is Latin, the plural is 'octopi'.

    But should 'octopus' be Greek, the plural is 'octopuses'.

    'Aphrodite' is Greek, so I plump for the Greek 'octopuses', after you, Aphrodite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Victor View Post
    Well, Aphrodite, (I like to think of you before you went awry), it depends whether 'octopus' is Latin or Greek.

    If 'octopus' is Latin, the plural is 'octopi'.

    But should 'octopus' be Greek, the plural is 'octopuses'.

    'Aphrodite' is Greek, so I plump for the Greek 'octopuses', after you, Aphrodite.

    Oh, okay then, Victor. Shall I google to see its origins? Or will you? We must get to the bottom of this dilemma. Though I think octopussi sounds better....


    Would you like me to read aloud to you, Victor? I quite enjoy that.

    And, also, what happened to your V? I'm quite sad to see it gone....
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    Dear God,

    Can you heat a burrito up so hot even you cannot eat it?

    Love,
    Homer Jay Simpson

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