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    Quote Originally Posted by Saturned View Post
    Ooh! *instant gratification for the win!*

    Dear New God,

    I would like a pony, or some glitter, and also some chocolate pudding... no wait butterscotch.

    ~a believer in belied beliefs
    OK, now, spend the next week or week and a half and think about this sincerely, see if you dont get your prayer answered but think about it, it may appear exactly as you initially imagined it and also think about what the asking for it etc. means to you or has changed you. Prayer should be a spring board to reflection too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lark View Post
    I need a couple of miracles. You know which ones. I'm perfectly serious and what it to work out this time.

    Also I'm so going to hate tommorrow, please let it go in as quickly as is possible.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lark View Post
    Thanks for answering miracles one and two. Thanks for making the day go by as quick as possible.
    Lark,

    See, I can be a cool God when I want to be! Mazeltov!
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saturned View Post
    Dear God,

    Why are you so mean to me? I ask for so very very little.

    ~ a speck of dust; 3rd iron core from the sun.
    Saturned,

    I was putting a little romance in your life! Did you look up the coordinates?


    Quote Originally Posted by Saturned View Post
    Ooh! *instant gratification for the win!*

    Dear New God,

    I would like a pony, or some glitter, and also some chocolate pudding... no wait butterscotch.

    ~a believer in belied beliefs


    Choose wisely.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

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    *enters gate* Thanks again! *exits again*

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    Dear God, would you pass the Turing Test?

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    Dear God,

    Did you shoot the deputy?

    It wasn't Marley, and it wasn't Clapton... I think it was YOU!


    XOXO,


    93JC

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    Dear God,

    What is hell?

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    dear god, do you laugh at lawyer jokes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ginkgo View Post
    *enters gate* Thanks again! *exits again*
    Ginkgo,

    If any of my shit is missing, I'm coming after you first. And remember, Santa Claus works for me - I know everything there is to know here.


    Quote Originally Posted by Victor View Post
    Dear God, would you pass the Turing Test?
    Victor,

    I am sentient, not a machine, so it would not be sporting of me to take the Turing Test.


    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post
    Dear God,

    Did you shoot the deputy?

    It wasn't Marley, and it wasn't Clapton... I think it was YOU!

    XOXO,

    93JC
    93JC,

    I'm really not into shooting people. It's not my style. I like floods and hailstorms and pillars of fire. I'm a showman. If you want to find the guilty party, I suggest you start snooping around Tom Morello:

    In 2004, Tom Morello, under his persona, The Nightwatchman, borrowed and changed lyrics from the song. The lyrics he used were: "...three times I shot the sheriff; and did not spare the deputy".
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    Dear God,

    What is hell?
    ThatGirl,

    Why can't you ask me easy questions like the three guys from the previous post? Although Sartre would vehemently disagree, hell is alienation from love, which is the end of hope. In The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, a murderer says that his favorite part of killing is the way his victims' eyes go dead at the very moment they realize with finality that he is not going to let them go and that they are going to die. That moment is the distillation of hell.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

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