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  1. #251

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    Quote Originally Posted by ICUP View Post
    Dear God,

    If you are God, why can't you grant all of my wishes to come true?
    ICUP,

    If I were no more than a supernatural vending machine dispensing hopes and dreams, how would anyone learn or grow? It is in sweating for what you want and learning the value of dreams that character and true happiness are built.

    Also, lots of you people have some pretty appalling wishes. Srsly.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

  2. #252

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saturned View Post
    Dear God,

    Can you do me a different favor then? Find me a nice ENTP boy that I can go look at the stars and make rockets out of corn cobs and moonshine with?

    ~ . ........................................ _______________________________________________ ∞

    p.s. One more thing, how can I stop ending sentences with dangling participles?
    Saturned,

    I might be able to help you find that boy. Or maybe that boy will find you. Especially if I can have some of the moonshine. God likes to party, too.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

  3. #253
    ThatGirl
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    Dear God,

    What the hell were you thinking?

    Tg

  4. #254

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    Dear God,

    What the hell were you thinking?

    Tg
    ThatGirl,

    Are you questioning my thinking?

    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

  5. #255
    ThatGirl
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    Lolol!


    P.S. You didn't answer the question.

  6. #256
    Anew Leaf
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    Quote Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou View Post
    Saturned,

    I might be able to help you find that boy. Or maybe that boy will find you. Especially if I can have some of the moonshine. God likes to party, too.
    Dear God,

    Let us help each other then...

    *reaches up and gently brushes some shine off of the moon's silvery face and places in crystal goblet and shyly hands to you*

    ~ a blip of star; a splash of oxygen

  7. #257

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    P.S. You didn't answer the question.
    FINE. I was thinking that I could have some company and I'd make a beautiful universe and that there would be harmony. But clearly questions like yours are the reason that we as a universe can't have nice things!
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

  8. #258

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saturned View Post
    Dear God,

    Let us help each other then...

    *reaches up and gently brushes some shine off of the moon's silvery face and places in crystal goblet and shyly hands to you*

    ~ a blip of star; a splash of oxygen
    Saturned,

    How sweet! What a lovely drink! I'm going to assign ThatGirl to hang out with you for a while.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

  9. #259
    ThatGirl
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    Quote Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou View Post
    FINE. I was thinking that I could have some company and I'd make a beautiful universe and that there would be harmony. But clearly questions like yours are the reason that we as a universe can't have nice things!
    Quote Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou View Post
    Saturned,

    How sweet! What a lovely drink! I'm going to assign ThatGirl to hang out with you for a while.

    So smiteful....Jesus!

  10. #260
    Anew Leaf
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    Quote Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou View Post
    Saturned,

    How sweet! What a lovely drink! I'm going to assign ThatGirl to hang out with you for a while.
    Awesome. Please send coordinates of ENTP's current location to my iPhone, thanks!

    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    So smiteful....Jesus!


    *puts scrap book supplies back in cabinet and scratches out "The Big Book of TG and Saturned BFF journey"*

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