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    Dear god,

    My life bites right now. What gives?

    - a dot becomes a line just to dance in a graph

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    Dear God, what do you think of Crocs?

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    Dear God,

    If you are God, why can't you grant all of my wishes to come true?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Victor View Post
    Dear God, what do you think of Crocs?
    the plastic shoes or the animal?

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    Smile Crocodile Skin and Thermo-Plastic

    Quote Originally Posted by strawberries View Post
    the plastic shoes or the animal?
    Plastic? Plastic? Dear Strawberries, it is thermo-plastic, as tough and hard wearing as it is soft, and molds itself to the feet. - far better than crocodile skin.

    Crocodile bites the foot while crocs caress the foot at every step.

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    Dear God,

    As you know my weekend is going to suck. Could you do me a giant favor and quantum leap me straight to Sunday? On the way please allow me to pass Go and collect my $200.

    ~ a ball of lint used as a monopoly piece because the shoe was lost when everyone fought over it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nerd Girl View Post
    Dear God,

    I'm glad you have a great sense of humor. Let me know when you're ready for my Christmas list.

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    Nerd Girl,

    I thank you for the compliment, but as I told someone earlier in the thread, I hired a guy to take care of Christmas lists. He's pretty jolly, and he wears my favorite color, red. Don't worry, he's my duly appointed representative. I just have a pretty big workload and I had to put some people on. Merry Christmas!
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saturned View Post
    Dear god,

    My life bites right now. What gives?

    - a dot becomes a line just to dance in a graph
    Saturned,

    I'm sorry that your life bites right now, and I'm sorry about your bunny. But into every life, a little suck must fall. Do your best to weather the suck with character and good humor, and you will find it easier to do the same when things start to go your way again. Become a line, little dot


    Quote Originally Posted by Saturned View Post
    Dear God,

    As you know my weekend is going to suck. Could you do me a giant favor and quantum leap me straight to Sunday? On the way please allow me to pass Go and collect my $200.

    ~ a ball of lint used as a monopoly piece because the shoe was lost when everyone fought over it
    Saturned,

    I can't quantum leap you to Sunday...only Scott Bakula has the power to do that, and I don't think he has a thread. But what you can do is to look at Friday and Saturday from a new perspective. Instead of enduring them, find a way to make them useful. For instance, NOBODY fights over the shoe. That's simply an issue of your perspective. The shoe is what people get stuck with. The race car is the one everyone fights over. So just try to look at your weekend from a different angle, and see if you can't get something out of it.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

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    Quote Originally Posted by Victor View Post
    Dear God, what do you think of Crocs?
    Quote Originally Posted by strawberries View Post
    the plastic shoes or the animal?
    Quote Originally Posted by Victor View Post
    Plastic? Plastic? Dear Strawberries, it is thermo-plastic, as tough and hard wearing as it is soft, and molds itself to the feet. - far better than crocodile skin.

    Crocodile bites the foot while crocs caress the foot at every step.
    Victor,

    Crocs may caress the foot at every step, but that is nothing more than Satan himself tempting you with Earthly pleasures. Crocs reveal their true nature when you gaze upon their distinctly evil design. They are an aesthetic abomination to my eyes, and an example of man's tendency to pervert the gifts of nature.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

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    Dear God,

    Can you do me a different favor then? Find me a nice ENTP boy that I can go look at the stars and make rockets out of corn cobs and moonshine with?

    ~ . ........................................ _______________________________________________ ∞

    p.s. One more thing, how can I stop ending sentences with dangling participles?

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