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    Dear God -

    Why are you letting them remake The Crow and cast terrible people in it?
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    St. Stephen took rocks and St. Sebastian took arrows. You only have to take some jerks on an internet forum. Nut up.

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    Dear God when will I meet my lifetime lover?
    Your kisses, sweeter than honey. But guess what, so is my money.

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    dear god, dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

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    follow-up question...

    DONTCHA?

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    Quote Originally Posted by saslou View Post
    Hi God (again) .. Are you getting fed up of my curious nature yet?

    How do you feel/think about the following link? Can you access Youtube?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE3LJSciM6g
    Saslou,

    tl;dw

    But I am not sick of your curious nature!
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

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    Quote Originally Posted by strawberries View Post
    dear god, why wasn't marm permabanned? and do you wear shoes?
    strawberries,

    Marm was not permabanned because I created mankind with the questionable combination of free will and human frailty.

    As for shoes, I do wear them. God endorses Chuck Taylors and GBX black shoes.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainbows View Post
    Dear God -

    Why are you letting them remake The Crow and cast terrible people in it?
    Rainbows,

    I do not object to remakes unless they will somehow sully a masterpiece. For example, if they remade Citizen Kane with Ben Stiller as Kane, I would smite that production, but overall I'm fairly lenient. In the case of The Crow, it's a decent movie whose reputation and legend have been artificially enhanced by its star's unfortunate death. This phenomenon has been seen before in such examples as Rent, Heath Ledger's career, and everything The Doors ever did.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

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    Quote Originally Posted by gromit View Post
    Dear God when will I meet my lifetime lover?
    Gromit,

    Do not fret! As you may have heard, I work in mysterious ways. Maybe you've even already met him! No, not that guy. The other guy.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

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    Quote Originally Posted by strawberries View Post
    dear god, dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
    strawberries,

    I find your question vulgar! Up here in the ETERNAL PARADISE of heaven, we have no need for designations like "hot". Good day!


    Quote Originally Posted by strawberries View Post
    follow-up question...

    DONTCHA?
    strawberries,

    I will not repeat myself like a schoolchild doing recitation.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

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    Dear God,

    I'm glad you have a great sense of humor. Let me know when you're ready for my Christmas list.

    x,o's,
    Nerd

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