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    Quote Originally Posted by Saturned View Post
    Dear God,
    Are black holes your way of having a garbage disposal? What animal species gave you the most satisfaction for serendipitous design?
    Harry Chapin, Bob Dylan, or the Beatles?

    ~someone who is here for but a moment and then the next
    Saturned,

    It is nice to see you again!

    1. Black holes are where I keep my cash. God doesn't trust banks.

    2. The lobster. That is seriously one of the most ugly ass things in the universe. Yet people prize it as a delicacy. It just goes to show you, everything has value.

    3. The Beatles. Not. Even. Close.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

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    Do you ever feel threatened by Deep Thought - you know, the computer that answered the question of the meaning of life, the universe and everything. Or do you and Deep Thought hang out at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe laughing yourselves silly?

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    Dear God,

    What are you? In terms of elements, compounds etc

    If you had a brain, what percentage of it would you be using?

    Also, in my lifetime will i be able to use more as i would like to at some point walk through door frames and not bounce off them? Silly things door frames are.

    Also is all matter vibrating and if so, why can't i change paper into fire?

    I appreciate your patience, as always. (Sorry if you've already been asked some of these questions)

    Sas
    “I made you take time to look at what I saw and when you took time to really notice my flower, you hung all your associations with flowers on my flower and you write about my flower as if I think and see what you think and see—and I don't.”
    ― Georgia O'Keeffe

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    Is it a duty of believers to put apostates to death?

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    Dear God,

    Please stop me from wanting to kill NF men.

    Also, make JTG have dreams about me all night.

    xoxox,

    Marmie

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    Dear God -

    What do you believe in?





    EDIT: Dear God - why does it take so long for you to reply to your own thread?
    Last edited by ReadingRainbows; 09-18-2011 at 09:48 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou View Post
    St. Stephen took rocks and St. Sebastian took arrows. You only have to take some jerks on an internet forum. Nut up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Victor View Post
    Do you ever feel threatened by Deep Thought - you know, the computer that answered the question of the meaning of life, the universe and everything. Or do you and Deep Thought hang out at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe laughing yourselves silly?
    Victor,

    I am unimpressed. A computer can never duplicate what I have to offer. I have a much better answer than "42".


    Quote Originally Posted by saslou View Post
    Dear God,
    What are you? In terms of elements, compounds etc

    If you had a brain, what percentage of it would you be using?

    Also, in my lifetime will i be able to use more as i would like to at some point walk through door frames and not bounce off them? Silly things door frames are.

    Also is all matter vibrating and if so, why can't i change paper into fire?

    I appreciate your patience, as always. (Sorry if you've already been asked some of these questions)

    Sas
    Saslou,

    1. Even I am bored at this question. It misses the point!

    2. Hmm. Good one. I suppose if you guys are created in my image, then 10% is the right answer. I'm such a slacker! This totally explains Mondays. And Garfield, come to think of it.

    3. I'm sorry, Sas. Physics are physics. Sometimes I feel like the natural laws are the only laws anyone respects anymore.

    4. You can't change paper into fire any more than you can make an omelet out of wood. The same raw materials need to be present. Alchemy isn't real

    5. Actually, all these questions are new!
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

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    Quote Originally Posted by Victor View Post
    Is it a duty of believers to put apostates to death?
    Victor,

    No one with even a passing knowledge of what I am about could pose that question with a straight face. Don't worry, though.




    Quote Originally Posted by Marmie Dearest View Post
    Dear God,
    Please stop me from wanting to kill NF men.
    Also, make JTG have dreams about me all night.

    xoxox,
    Marmie
    Marm,

    As for the first part, maybe NF men are the temptation I've given you to overcome. We need NFs, too. I guess.

    As for the second part, I'm sorry, but as I explained to mmhmm before, I don't get involved with people's business time. Please keep that all to y'all's self.


    Quote Originally Posted by Rainbows View Post
    Dear God -

    What do you believe in?

    EDIT: Dear God - why does it take so long for you to reply to your own thread?
    Rainbows,

    1. Why, YOU, of course!

    2. Sorry, I was too busy inventing new diseases. Get ready for EbolAIDS!
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

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    Hi God (again) .. Are you getting fed up of my curious nature yet?

    How do you feel/think about the following link? Can you access Youtube?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE3LJSciM6g
    “I made you take time to look at what I saw and when you took time to really notice my flower, you hung all your associations with flowers on my flower and you write about my flower as if I think and see what you think and see—and I don't.”
    ― Georgia O'Keeffe

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    dear god, why wasn't marm permabanned? and do you wear shoes?

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