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    Quote Originally Posted by mmhmm View Post
    dear God,

    i always call out for you (oh god, oh my god) everytime jock is manhandling me.
    i just wanted to say thanks for watching over for us and making jock look just
    like a grecian version of you(s).

    love, mmhmm
    mmhmm,

    Thank you for your kind thoughts, but I would prefer not to be invoked when you're doing whatever it is you do with those parts I gave you. I'm glad you're enjoying them, but I don't need a postcard from every kinky locale. Happy fucking!

    Quote Originally Posted by iwakar View Post
    Dear God,

    Make it stop.

    Amen.
    iwakar,

    The Lord hears your prayer.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uwace View Post
    God

    I want a nice ass and a bigger dick. I want near perfect symmetry for my butt and a 8 inch UNCUT dick in exchange for your undying loyalty.

    Why is it that in your big book of bad ideas did you make it a rule to snip our pride off?
    Uwace,

    God is not a plastic surgeon. Everyone gets a ticket in the genetic lottery. I'm sorry that you feel you lost.

    Quote Originally Posted by Elfboy View Post
    - your butt is a muscle. if you want near perfect symmetry, you can get it by working out
    - it's not always an advantage to have a humongous penis. personally, I prefer partners who are smaller
    - circumcision is hardly a big deal either way
    Elfboy,

    Thank you for your input, but I got this. The Ask Elfboy thread is that way --->
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
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    Quote Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou View Post
    Uwace,
    God is not a plastic surgeon. Everyone gets a ticket in the genetic lottery. I'm sorry that you feel you lost.
    Elfboy,
    Thank you for your input, but I got this. The Ask Elfboy thread is that way --->
    um, that's wonderful that you benefited from my input, but I was responding to Uwace
    PS: oh and there actually isn't an ask Elfboy, but I think I should make one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elfboy View Post
    um, that's wonderful that you benefited from my input, but I was responding to Uwace
    PS: oh and there actually isn't an ask Elfboy, but I think I should make one
    LOL. You can rest assured that God did not benefit from your input.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou View Post
    LOL. You can rest assured that God did not benefit from your input.
    inconsequential. I felt compelled to post, so I posted. it doesn't need to help anyone except me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qlip View Post
    Dear God,

    I would like a Red Ryder BB Gun for Christmas with a compass in the stock and... a pair of goggles. Don't tell me this is Santa's job, I know the truth.
    Now that is just absolutely great, I love that movie.

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    Dear God,

    The more I think about the more I'm convinced that humanity, or at least western civilisation, hit the skids with the reformation and its been down hill since, why God? Why?

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    God,

    Why did you make all forms of media (music, film, television, etc) better before I was born?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou View Post
    Uwace,

    God is not a plastic surgeon. Everyone gets a ticket in the genetic lottery. I'm sorry that you feel you lost.



    Elfboy,

    Thank you for your input, but I got this. The Ask Elfboy thread is that way --->
    God you have still not answered my question.

    Why is it that in your big book of bad ideas did you make it a rule to snip our pride off?
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