Your wish will come true! There will be another Carmageddon in 10 months when they fix the other side of the bridge. I only hope that my children in Los Angeles will be as peaceful as they were the first time. Unfortunately, I suspect everyone will assume everyone ELSE will stay home like the first time, and then everyone will conclude it's okay to go out. God lives in the valley, so he hopes not.
I totally just went third person on y'all!