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    Quote Originally Posted by wildflower View Post
    God, since you also live in LA would you do something about the traffic? how about another carmaggedon? i'd like to drive to the westside in 10 minutes please.
    Wildflower,

    Your wish will come true! There will be another Carmageddon in 10 months when they fix the other side of the bridge. I only hope that my children in Los Angeles will be as peaceful as they were the first time. Unfortunately, I suspect everyone will assume everyone ELSE will stay home like the first time, and then everyone will conclude it's okay to go out. God lives in the valley, so he hopes not.

    I totally just went third person on y'all!
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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    will you bovver to answer this?

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    Being offended by our disobedience, why is it that the only way you could forgive us was by torturing your son to death?

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    dear god, do i got the magic in me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uwace View Post
    will you bovver to answer this?

    Uwace,

    Sure, nobody ever asks me questions about culture! My favorite scary movie is Alien.

    Quote Originally Posted by Victor View Post
    Being offended by our disobedience, why is it that the only way you could forgive us was by torturing your son to death?
    Victor,

    It is often said that you should not judge a man before you walk a mile in his shoes. I had to know human suffering before I could judge humankind. As an added bonus, it violated Australian law!
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strawberries View Post
    dear god, do i got the magic in me?
    strawberries,

    That all depends on you! Allow me to defer to Shaun Cassidy on this one. His wisdom has divined the answer you are looking for.

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    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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    dear God,

    i always call out for you (oh god, oh my god) everytime jock is manhandling me.
    i just wanted to say thanks for watching over for us and making jock look just
    like a grecian version of you(s).

    love, mmhmm
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    to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag,
    and begin slitting throats.
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    Dear God,

    Make it stop.

    Amen.
    "The purpose of life is to be defeated by greater and greater things." - Rainer Maria Rilke

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    God

    I want a nice ass and a bigger dick. I want near perfect symmetry for my butt and a 8 inch UNCUT dick in exchange for your undying loyalty.

    Why is it that in your big book of bad ideas did you make it a rule to snip our pride off?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uwace View Post
    God

    I want a nice ass and a bigger dick. I want near perfect symmetry for my butt and a 8 inch UNCUT dick in exchange for your undying loyalty.

    Why is it that in your big book of bad ideas did you make it a rule to snip our pride off?
    - your butt is a muscle. if you want near perfect symmetry, you can get it by working out
    - it's not always an advantage to have a humongous penis. personally, I prefer partners who are smaller
    - circumcision is hardly a big deal either way
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