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    Dear God,

    thank you for the succinct answer. I only fear our world will be shut down now, as it has found the question.
    I'm ready to convert now. Can you please tell me which religion I should adhere to?

    Greetings,

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    god, why does it burn when I pee?
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    Quote Originally Posted by saslou View Post
    Dear God,

    The idea of no animal heaven does bring me pain .. I thought god loved all things, and animals being no exception. Do you not have any extra space in heaven for them? Can you please change your mind?
    Saslou, I'm afraid not. There are lots of hard decisions to make when you're God, and this is one of the hardest. It's a slippery slope. If I give dogs souls, do I have to give rats souls? Ants? Bacteria? I hope you can see the quandary.

    Lastly, what do our souls look like when we are in heaven? Are we like orbs? Also, when reincarnated (if that exists) do we meet with people who we've expereinced previous lives with as i swear someone i knew was my child in a past life.
    It's hard to explain what you look like in heaven. But you'll dig it. Promise! Sorry, but there is no reincarnation (unless you want to count your human life and then the afterlife). You only go around once...so make it count!

    This really is the last question .. As you know everything, will i ever win the lottery and i don't just mean £10, more like half a million so i can really help others?
    I can't say. I don't control that, the lottery commission does. I don't pretend to be in the future-predicting business. It's part of giving you guys free will. But I hope you do win! I can tell you'd do great things with it

    For all your hard work, i think you deserve a drink
    Thanks! I'll have an old fashioned, please. (A little on the nose, but they're delicious.)

    Quote Originally Posted by YWIR View Post
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    Why are oranges round? :c
    YWIR,

    So they fit the juicer.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
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    Hey God,

    Do you ever enter into any unequal relationships?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tamske View Post
    Dear God,

    thank you for the succinct answer. I only fear our world will be shut down now, as it has found the question.
    I'm ready to convert now. Can you please tell me which religion I should adhere to?

    Greetings,

    Tamske
    Tamske,

    As I explained before, I'm not all that hung up on which religion you choose as long as it's based on love, compassion and recognizes a benevolent higher power. If you like to do your own thing, I'm cool with that too. I'm more concerned with people who pervert religion for their own agenda.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haven View Post
    god, why does it burn when I pee?
    Haven,

    That's between you and your God. Oh wait, that's me! I guess I have to answer. It burns when you pee because you lost your judgment when you had that ninth vodka tonic.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ginkgo View Post
    Hey God,

    Do you ever enter into any unequal relationships?
    Ginkgo,

    Hands up anyone who's created a universe! Anyone? Bueller?

    All my relationships are inequal.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

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    Why did you create pedophiles?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Why did you create pedophiles?
    Nicodemus,

    I didn't create them, they evolved!
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

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    You're a clever one, god, though apparently not clever to enough to prevent them from evolving. Where are the limits of your love?

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    Why did you order Abraham to murder his son?

    Don't you know this is a criminal offence under Australian law?

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