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    Default How MBTI predicted the 2012 Apocalypse

    MBTI stands for Myers Briggs Type Indicator.
    This theory was based on Carl Jung's Psychological Types.
    Jung is Gnuj spelled backwards.
    Depending on what's in your mouth as you say it, "gnuj" sounds exactly like the word "fudge."
    The main ingredients in fudge are sugar, butter, and milk.
    Sugar, butter, and milk is also used to make wedding cakes.
    Wedding cakes are usually white.
    The color white represents purity and rebirth.
    Rebirth has the latin prefix re- meaning again.
    Latin is the name of my second cousin's nephews' daughter.
    My second cousin is an asshole.
    Assholes are usually pretty gross.
    Another thing that's gross is broccoli.
    Broccoli resembles the skulls of many fictional representations of aliens.
    Aliens played the starring role in the movie Independence Day, starring that black guy who makes a lot of money doing stuff.
    Money can't buy love.
    Love makes the world go round.
    Round is a synonym for cycle.
    Calendars go in cycles.
    I am a cycle.
    I am the Apocalypse.

    The Apocalypse is on December 21, 2012, everyone! Mark your calendars!

    YAY!


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    Wait, you forgot to mention the timezone! Is it 21st of December in Baker Island (UTC-12) or 21st of December in Line Island (UTC+14)?!
    "The present is theirs; the future, for which I have really worked, is mine."
    -Nikola Tesla

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    Whatever time zone I happen to be in.

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    All hail the prophecy giver. For he has shown us the path. Ne means you enjoy rice pudding. Se means you watch disney movies for profound lessons. Si means you attend roller discos. 8 FUnctions. 16 types. 16x8= 48+80= 20+12. 2012. One of us. One of us. One of us.


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    Yeah too bad credible Mayan scholars reject the 2012 doomsday as complete nonsense.

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    2012.. 2 + 0 + 1 +2 = 5, the number of fingers in our hands! The apocalypse will be work of men!
    "The present is theirs; the future, for which I have really worked, is mine."
    -Nikola Tesla

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