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    Default The 9 most badass Bible verses

    The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses | Cracked.com

    Give it a chance. There's 3 pages. If you don't chuckle several times, 100 lashes for me.

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    I think Ezekiel had some major issues and wasn't badass. He also heard God tell him to cook food with his own shit. Something like that. :confused: I think he talked God out of it, so I'll give him some credit for not being quite fully insane.. but still.

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    lol

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    Why did the guy want 200 Palestinian foreskins?

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    The only one I care about: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

    Makes all the other nonsense worth it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DisneyGeek View Post
    Why did the guy want 200 Palestinian foreskins?
    Lamp shades? Beats me.

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    Those are pretty good, however my favorite is still Proverbs 10:3 which is more brief and to the point:

    "If you are wise, it will show when you speak. But if you are stupid, you will be beaten with a stick."
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    Deuteronomy 25:11-12 was the best. So what? Women go out and about grabbing their lovers' balls in the street??

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    damn... I'm going to lose a hand

    however, the land of Egypt may become a hot tourist destination... for ladies anyways
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abstract Thinker View Post
    The only one I care about: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

    Makes all the other nonsense worth it.
    THIS!!! +1,000!!!
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