That's funny, I've written something about this just recently. It was some kind of screenplay and it was about a character based on me the way I imagine myself at age 35. I'll translate:
Kat:
Huh?! What is this? Where am I? O my god, I'm 35 again! What, what… Huh?!
St. Peter:
We are going to interrupt this wonderful dream for an important newsflash! Hello. My name is St. Peter and YOU are dead!
Kat:
Huh?! Dead?! How could that happen?!
St. Peter:
Because I say so.
Kat:
I can't be dead!
St. Peter:
You died in your sleep. A satelite fell on your house and crushed your body.
Kat:
That sucks.
St. Peter:
This is heaven's gate. There are three doors right behind me. One of them lead to heaven, another one leads to hell and the last one leads to purgatory. I'm not going to tell you which one is behind which door, that is still a surprise! But where are you going? Let's see what the damage is. (A big screen rolls into the room and it's going to show all the sins Kat has committed.) This screen behind me is going to show you which where all the sins you've committed. And heeeeeere comes your first sin! You were unbaptised!
Kat:
I'm sorry. My parents were very anti-religious.
St. Peter:
You had 35 years to become religious. Next sin! You've had yourself candy about 45000 times. That was four times a day. All the times you had sex with your husband you faked your orgasms, that was 951 times to be exact. You cursed 3 million times in your whole life, that's 10 times an hour. Your favorite curses were "shit" and "fuck". You've stolen about 167 times in your entire life, most of it was money from your fathers waller. You spent about 20000 euros on cosmetics, and that only includes make-up, moisturisers ans hairgel. You had pro-life ideals and you stood behind female, gay and animal rights. That was the list! But well, youre dead now. Do you have a last request?
Kat:
Staying alive.
St. Peter:
What a stupid wish. Take the right door, please.
Kat slowly walks to the right door. She opens it and goes into a very dark hallway. When she enters the hallway, the door closes itself. She walks on, but it stays dark. In the end she reaches a black curtain. Kat opens it. Two demons come to her.
Demon 1:
Ah! Kat! Welcome to hell! Get in our flying pedalo! We are going to take you to your final destination!
Demon 2:
We are going to bring you to the deepest circle of hell. We haven't done this in quite a while. Last time was with, er, what was that guys name again?
Demon 1:
I don't remember. It was such a long time ago, I don't even remember what he had done! (laughs)
Demon 2:
So sad that you have to go to hell now. We wished you the best, but the big boss had some other plans with you. Conservative little fella.
Demon 1:
Unfortunately you'll have to suffer for eternity now! (throws Kat into flying pedalo and gets in too)
Demon 2:
Hold on! Heeeere we go!
Kat:
Noooooooooooo!!!