How would you die in a Shakespeare play?

[GloriaInExcelsisDeo]

The TEST

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You got You’re going to take a dagger through the heart while eating pie

 

[The Cat]

You got You’re going to die by poison

It’s not the most glamorous of deaths, but it’s perfectly respectable, as deaths go.

That's good Apothecary...

 

[magpie]

You’re going to take a dagger through the heart while eating pie

 

[RadicalDoubt]

You got You’re going to throw yourself away
What does this even mean? Nobody knows. Probably that you’re going to die in a dumpster or something. This is the one I got. Typical.

 

[highlander]

You’re going to take a dagger through the heart while eating pie

I got the same

 

[Population: 1]

You're going to throw yourself away. Dastardly dumpster diving death!

 

[Ashtart]

You’re going to throw yourself away
What does this even mean? Nobody knows. Probably that you’re going to die in a dumpster or something.

 

[Atomic Fiend]

You got You’re going to throw yourself away
What does this even mean? Nobody knows. Probably that you’re going to die in a dumpster or something. This is the one I got. Typical.

 

[OrangeAppled]

You got You’re going to throw yourself away
What does this even mean? Nobody knows. Probably that you’re going to die in a dumpster or something. This is the one I got. Typical.

 

[Lord Lavender]

You got You’re going to exit, pursued by a bear

 

[Merced]

got "throw yourself away"

 

[Falcarius]

You’re going to die fulfilling a prophecy.. that all dinosaurs get extinct.


Nice. Is there anything more Shakespearean than going out in a blaze of predestined glory?

 

[Frosty]

You got You’re going to take a dagger through the heart while eating pie
To be fair, you kind of deserved it.

 

[Gone]

You got You’re going to throw yourself away

What does this even mean? Nobody knows. Probably that you’re going to die in a dumpster or something. This is the one I got. Typical.

 

[Verona]

You got You’re going to throw yourself away

What does this even mean? Nobody knows. Probably that you’re going to die in a dumpster or something. This is the one I got. Typical.

 

[Obfuscate]

You’re going to take a dagger through the heart while eating pie
To be fair, you kind of deserved it.

 

[CitizenErased]

You got You’re going to throw yourself away
What does this even mean? Nobody knows. Probably that you’re going to die in a dumpster or something.

Probably accurate.

 

[❀༺♥༻ℭ𝔞𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔞_𝔄𝔦𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤༺♥༻❀༺]

You got: You’re going to take a dagger through the heart while eating pie

To be fair, you kind of deserved it.

 

[Norexan]

You got You’re going to throw yourself away
What does this even mean? Nobody knows. Probably that you’re going to die in a dumpster or something. This is the one I got. Typical.

 

[Galena]

You’re going to exit, pursued by a bear

I like this test.