The Freudian Personality Test

[senza tema]

Celebrity Types now has one. You can take it here

Warning: They are only going to say nasty things about you.

My results:

Phallic Aggressive

Vain, aggressive, and self-centered, you are preoccupied with matters of power and dominance. Metaphorically, your personality style may be described as the five-year-old who discovered that his genitals were able to provide him with a sense of pleasure, and who was immensely proud to have made this discovery. Flaunting his genitals to the world and believing himself to be special because of them, the five-year-old you did not learn to associate achievement with effort, thinking instead that achievement was something that followed passively from one's intrinsic magnificence. As a result, the adult you has an easy time convincing himself that he is superior to others and often feels entitled to special treatment, even though you may have developed little in the way of actual skills to act as a foundation for your affected superiority.

Additionally, the five-year-old you mistook the pleasurable sensations that his genitals were able to provide for the very reason for having genitals, knowing nothing about their wider reproductive purposes. In the same way, the adult you is often confused with regards to his own thoughts and motivations, steering mindlessly towards praise and gratification, while ignoring the wider questions of fairness and reciprocity. Since in your mind, success depends on intrinsic magnificence, and not on conscious effort, you are wont to believe that any criticism of you, or denial of gratification that you feel entitled to, is really is a denial of your intrinsic worth and a mean-spirited attempt to take it away - a castration attempt, as it were. Hence, the adult you tends to lose all sense of proportion when criticized, overreacting and responding in full force to even the mildest of criticisms.

Wow. I sound like a real piece of work, don't I, hahaha.

 

[AphroditeGoneAwry]

ORAL-RECEPTIVE 41%

ORAL-AGGRESSIVE 52%

ANAL-EXPULSIVE 36%

ANAL-RETENTIVE 56%

PHALLIC-AGGRESSIVE 70%

PHALLIC-COMPENSATIVE 32%

CLASSIC HYSTERIC 65%

RETENTIVE HYSTERIC 40%



maybe that explains my...uh hem....active childhood.



Furthermore. I am ticked i cannot make pretty pictures on here like everyone else.

 

[Lady Lazarus]

Your Freudian Personality Style is:
Phallic-compensative

Self-controlled, sober, and seemingly mild-mannered, you have great facility with analytical arguments, which you use as a double-edged sword, pointing them as much at yourself as you do at others. Socially, you are a bit impassive and vacuous, and you may attach yourself to someone (such as a significant other or female parent) whom you perceive to be better at social interaction and 'all the emotional stuff' than you are, thus neglecting the development of yourself in that area. Metaphorically, your personality style may be likened to a five-year-old who is aware that he is not the favorite child in the family but at the same time wishes that he were. As a result of this envy, you have developed a compensative attitude where you dismantle the dominance of others by analytically picking apart their activities, laying bare their weaknesses and exposing the special treatment that they have received and the double standards they live by. However, while it may seem like you are just being equitable and even-handed, your true motivations are nevertheless personal envy and a longing to compensate for your frustrated need to dominate. One proof of these ignoble motives that underlie your seemingly noble actions is that you sometimes go overboard in your exposition when exposing the flaws of someone whom you perceive to be 'mightier' than you, and that when doing so you can even become a bit moralistic and persecuting, in marked contradistinction to your usual easygoing self.

 

[HongDou]

Classic hysteric

Having a strong need for attention and affection, you are not one to sit idly by, hoping that these things will come to you of their own accord. Instead you actively crave center stage and seek the notice of those around you through a series of attention-grabbing behaviors such as dramatized emotions, sexualized conduct and clothing, witty and eccentric manners, and so on. Notoriously fickle and flighty, you often find yourself chasing the latest colorful image that has presented itself to your imagination instead of working out the implications of a topic in detail. (By the time someone engages you on the nitty-gritty, you have already moved on to another topic.) Metaphorically, your personality style may be likened to a teenage girl whose uterus is twisting and turning, first to the one side, then to the other, causing emotional turmoil as it craves impregnation from the outside while at the same time resisting any definite commitment to it. In the same way, your actual personality is both sexually flirtatious and expressively overdramatic as a means of capturing people's attention. While your spontaneous amiability may sometimes lead people to think that you are either propositioning them or their new best friend, the reality is that for you, these enticing behaviors are not necessarily meant as anything but ways of getting them to notice you and care.

ORAL-RECEPTIVE 49%
ORAL-AGGRESSIVE 40%
ANAL-EXPULSIVE 92%
ANAL-RETENTIVE 20%
PHALLIC-AGGRESSIVE 57%
PHALLIC-COMPENSATIVE 61%
CLASSIC HYSTERIC 97%
RETENTIVE HYSTERIC 28%

[MENTION=10757]Nicodemus[/MENTION] is this more evidence for you that I'm hyperthymic? haha

 

[Nicodemus]

Classic hysteric

Having a strong need for attention and affection, you are not one to sit idly by, hoping that these things will come to you of their own accord. Instead you actively crave center stage and seek the notice of those around you through a series of attention-grabbing behaviors such as dramatized emotions, sexualized conduct and clothing, witty and eccentric manners, and so on. Notoriously fickle and flighty, you often find yourself chasing the latest colorful image that has presented itself to your imagination instead of working out the implications of a topic in detail. (By the time someone engages you on the nitty-gritty, you have already moved on to another topic.) Metaphorically, your personality style may be likened to a teenage girl whose uterus is twisting and turning, first to the one side, then to the other, causing emotional turmoil as it craves impregnation from the outside while at the same time resisting any definite commitment to it. In the same way, your actual personality is both sexually flirtatious and expressively overdramatic as a means of capturing people's attention. While your spontaneous amiability may sometimes lead people to think that you are either propositioning them or their new best friend, the reality is that for you, these enticing behaviors are not necessarily meant as anything but ways of getting them to notice you and care.

ORAL-RECEPTIVE 49%
ORAL-AGGRESSIVE 40%
ANAL-EXPULSIVE 92%
ANAL-RETENTIVE 20%
PHALLIC-AGGRESSIVE 57%
PHALLIC-COMPENSATIVE 61%
CLASSIC HYSTERIC 97%
RETENTIVE HYSTERIC 28%

[MENTION=10757]Nicodemus[/MENTION] is this more evidence for you that I'm hyperthymic? haha

Certainly not the opposite.

 

[chickpea]

Oral-aggressive

Cynical, demanding, and easily frustrated with others, you are proud, acerbic, and independent to a fault. Delivering verbal stings and disparaging analyses of others wherever you go, your outer image is one of cold and unapproachable aloofness. Little do others know, though, that while you are outwardly cold and derisive, you secretly wish that someone would come into your life and pamper you. Metaphorically, your personality style may be described as a neglected infant who was denied the essential nurture and care that you needed. Deprived of comfort and security from the earliest age onward, you learned that the world was a cynical place where independence and tough-mindedness were needed in order to thrive. Embittered with your parents' failure to provide you with basic love and security in childhood, you developed a facility for 'biting' remarks. One reason that you are so verbally aggressive is that you are frustrated with others, feeling that no one really understands you. In trying to repair the lack of parental care and security that marked your childhood, you may be attracted to cold partners who cannot meet your emotional needs in adulthood.

 

[Kullervo]

Freudian Personality Test

Your Freudian Personality Style is:
Phallic-compensative

Self-controlled, sober, and seemingly mild-mannered, you have great facility with analytical arguments, which you use as a double-edged sword, pointing them as much at yourself as you do at others. Socially, you are a bit impassive and vacuous, and you may attach yourself to someone (such as a significant other or female parent) whom you perceive to be better at social interaction and 'all the emotional stuff' than you are, thus neglecting the development of yourself in that area. Metaphorically, your personality style may be likened to a five-year-old who is aware that he is not the favorite child in the family but at the same time wishes that he were. As a result of this envy, you have developed a compensative attitude where you dismantle the dominance of others by analytically picking apart their activities, laying bare their weaknesses and exposing the special treatment that they have received and the double standards they live by. However, while it may seem like you are just being equitable and even-handed, your true motivations are nevertheless personal envy and a longing to compensate for your frustrated need to dominate. One proof of these ignoble motives that underlie your seemingly noble actions is that you sometimes go overboard in your exposition when exposing the flaws of someone whom you perceive to be 'mightier' than you, and that when doing so you can even become a bit moralistic and persecuting, in marked contradistinction to your usual easygoing self.

ORAL-RECEPTIVE 50%
ORAL-AGGRESSIVE 58%
ANAL-EXPULSIVE 52%
ANAL-RETENTIVE 50%
PHALLIC-AGGRESSIVE 83%
PHALLIC-COMPENSATIVE 94%
CLASSIC HYSTERIC 29%
RETENTIVE HYSTERIC 76%

 

[HongDou]

Basically so far, [MENTION=7991]chickpea[/MENTION] is a neglected infant, I'm a teenage girl with a wild uterus, and everyone else is a 5-year-old.

 

[Kullervo]

Basically so far, [MENTION=7991]chickpea[/MENTION] is a neglected infant, I'm a teenage girl with a wild uterus, and everyone else is a 5-year-old.

Just be grateful that you didn't get "anal-expulsive".

 

[HongDou]

Just be grateful that you didn't get "anal-expulsive".

I couldn't read the profile for that one - what kind of child is it supposed to be?

 

[Kullervo]

I couldn't read the profile for that one - what kind of child is it supposed to be?

Neither; I only imagine that it would be a rather unfortunate moniker to bear.

 

[chickpea]

I couldn't read the profile for that one - what kind of child is it supposed to be?

pretty sure it would be the opposite of anal-retentive, so messy, disorganized, uncontrolled? tbh i think that would fit me better than the result i got.

 

[HongDou]

pretty sure it would be the opposite of anal-retentive, so messy, disorganized, uncontrolled? tbh i think that would fit me better than the result i got.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I was just wondering what type of child would be used as the metaphor. I might go back and try to get that result. I feel more like a classic hysteric with a mix of anal-expulsive thrown in the mix.

 

[robowolf]

Your Freudian Personality Style is:

Retentive hysteric

Polite, gentle, and unusually placid, you have comparatively little interest in interpersonal relationships with others and can be alone for long periods of time without feeling lonely. Having from an early age found that your own perceptions were at odds with those of others, you have retreated into an internal world of imagination and private perceptions. When others come into contact with you, they tend to perceive you as having an asexual presentation, often with stiff and affectively constricted, child-like manners (which may themselves come across as attractive, encouraging fantasies of domination in others). Metaphorically, your personality style may be likened to a teenage girl whose uterus is so afraid of impregnation that it shuts off every mating signal that the individual is able to produce, including charm and emotional presence. In the same way, the actual you may have marked difficulties with gender roles, giving others the psychological (though not necessarily physical) impression of an oddly a-gendered individual or prepubescent child. Like the teenage girl whose uterus contracted to shut off its activities entirely, others tend to experience you as having little positive or negative emotionality, but only a certain 'flatness,' attesting again to the fact that you come across as having 'retired' a bit into yourself. Apparently detached and somewhat indifferent to socializing and interpersonal affairs, little do others know, however, that because you do not hinge your thoughts and feelings on accepted social mores, you are actually capable of great creativity and originality when left to your own devices.

That's my new second favorite metaphor (the first one is the five-year-old with his genitals).

So poetic.

 

[chickpea]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I was just wondering what type of child would be used as the metaphor. I might go back and try to get that result. I feel more like a classic hysteric with a mix of anal-expulsive thrown in the mix.

has to do with potty training, so anal retentive would be a child who was potty-trained too early perhaps and anal-expulsive is just shitting all over the place

 

[93JC]

Your Freudian Personality Style is:
Oral-receptive

Being inherently passive and acquiescent, you often feel tense at the prospect of having responsibility placed on your shoulders and having to fend for yourself. Chances are that you resort to biting your nails and smothering yourself in comfort foods (such as ice cream and milky beverages) in order to relieve this tension. Inwardly, you are afraid that if you don't accommodate others and give in to their wishes, they will get angry and withdraw from you, leaving you with no one in your corner to fend for you. This prospect is inherently terrifying to you, because you feel that you cannot trust your own judgment or "make it on your own." Hence, you worry a lot about pleasing people and obtaining their approval, internalizing their ideas as your own and going to great lengths in order to avoid confrontation. Metaphorically, your personality style may be described as an overweaned infant smothered in breast milk. Due to the overavailability of nurture and care early in life, you learned that you could get by simply by passively sucking down the milk instead of developing your own skills.​

"Overavailability of nurture and care early in life"? You asked if my parents had provided more for me than others, quiz, and I answered in the negative. "You learned that you could get by [...] instead of developing your own skills," is laughably off-base.

I will totally comp to being "inherently passive and acquiescent", and of course I sometimes feel tense when having responsibility placed on my shoulders, but no more than most I'd think. If it's something I'm very good at or experienced with I feel great about having that responsibility. And I do tend very much to avoid confrontation, but not for fear people will "get angry and withdraw from [me]".


This quiz is pretty bad. It tries too hard to be negative, throwing crap at a wall and hoping it sticks.

 

[HongDou]

has to do with potty training, so anal retentive would be a child who was potty-trained too early perhaps and anal-expulsive is just shitting all over the place

I'll have to consult my mom about how easy/hard it was to potty-train me. O: Unfortunately I don't think I can ask about my uterus though.

 

[á´…eparted]

Well gee, who could have possibly guessed this? LOL.

Your Freudian Personality Style is:

Anal-retentive

Seeking order and tidiness around you, you are set in your ways and most likely feel that everything you do should be impeccable and above criticism. You are meticulous at your job, a hard worker, and more competent at what you do than most. But your accomplishments come at a price: Inwardly you are beset by incessant worrying and prone to punish yourself in your thoughts when you make a mistake. To avoid the dread of being in error, you establish firm rules and fixed procedures that it takes considerable effort and persuasion to get you to deviate from. Metaphorically, your personality style may be described as the toddler who over-internalized the demands of potty training, striving to keep the fecal matter in, even after it was safe to 'let go.' As a result, the adult you is penny-pinching and has a hard time parting with worn-out objects, even after they should have been discarded. In social situations you likewise have trouble 'letting loose' and come across as disciplined, constricted, and a bit reserved.

 

[Bush]

Cool genitals test

Your Freudian Personality Style is:
Phallic-aggressive

Vain, aggressive, and self-centered, you are preoccupied with matters of power and dominance. Metaphorically, your personality style may be described as the five-year-old who discovered that his genitals were able to provide him with a sense of pleasure, and who was immensely proud to have made this discovery. Flaunting his genitals to the world and believing himself to be special because of them, the five-year-old you did not learn to associate achievement with effort, thinking instead that achievement was something that followed passively from one's intrinsic magnificence. As a result, the adult you has an easy time convincing himself that he is superior to others and often feels entitled to special treatment, even though you may have developed little in the way of actual skills to act as a foundation for your affected superiority.

Additionally, the five-year-old you mistook the pleasurable sensations that his genitals were able to provide for the very reason for having genitals, knowing nothing about their wider reproductive purposes. In the same way, the adult you is often confused with regards to his own thoughts and motivations, steering mindlessly towards praise and gratification, while ignoring the wider questions of fairness and reciprocity. Since in your mind, success depends on intrinsic magnificence, and not on conscious effort, you are wont to believe that any criticism of you, or denial of gratification that you feel entitled to, is really is a denial of your intrinsic worth and a mean-spirited attempt to take it away - a castration attempt, as it were. Hence, the adult you tends to lose all sense of proportion when criticized, overreacting and responding in full force to even the mildest of criticisms.​

 

[Totenkindly]

Your Freudian Personality Style is:
Oral-receptive

Being inherently passive and acquiescent, you often feel tense at the prospect of having responsibility placed on your shoulders and having to fend for yourself. Chances are that you resort to biting your nails and smothering yourself in comfort foods (such as ice cream and milky beverages) in order to relieve this tension. Inwardly, you are afraid that if you don't accommodate others and give in to their wishes, they will get angry and withdraw from you, leaving you with no one in your corner to fend for you. This prospect is inherently terrifying to you, because you feel that you cannot trust your own judgment or "make it on your own." Hence, you worry a lot about pleasing people and obtaining their approval, internalizing their ideas as your own and going to great lengths in order to avoid confrontation. Metaphorically, your personality style may be described as an overweaned infant smothered in breast milk. Due to the overavailability of nurture and care early in life, you learned that you could get by simply by passively sucking down the milk instead of developing your own skills.​

"Overavailability of nurture and care early in life"? You asked if my parents had provided more for me than others, quiz, and I answered in the negative. "You learned that you could get by [...] instead of developing your own skills," is laughably off-base.

I will totally comp to being "inherently passive and acquiescent", and of course I sometimes feel tense when having responsibility placed on my shoulders, but no more than most I'd think. If it's something I'm very good at or experienced with I feel great about having that responsibility. And I do tend very much to avoid confrontation, but not for fear people will "get angry and withdraw from [me]".


This quiz is pretty bad. It tries too hard to be negative, throwing crap at a wall and hoping it sticks.

Yeah, I got the same crap. The questions aren't really capturing the data they think it is... or at least their end descriptions are cliched extremes. For example, one can "feel" a certain way to answer a question a certain way, but this doesn't necessarily translate to end behavior which is what their descriptions focus on. Or perhaps you exhibited certain behaviors in the past but have risen above them now.


Your Freudian Personality Style is: Oral-receptive

ORAL-RECEPTIVE 77%
ORAL-AGGRESSIVE 64%
ANAL-EXPULSIVE 48%
ANAL-RETENTIVE 32%
PHALLIC-AGGRESSIVE 62%
PHALLIC-COMPENSATIVE 56%
CLASSIC HYSTERIC 44%
RETENTIVE HYSTERIC 58%