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    Default The Freudian Personality Test

    Celebrity Types now has one. You can take it here

    Warning: They are only going to say nasty things about you.

    My results:

    Phallic Aggressive

    Vain, aggressive, and self-centered, you are preoccupied with matters of power and dominance. Metaphorically, your personality style may be described as the five-year-old who discovered that his genitals were able to provide him with a sense of pleasure, and who was immensely proud to have made this discovery. Flaunting his genitals to the world and believing himself to be special because of them, the five-year-old you did not learn to associate achievement with effort, thinking instead that achievement was something that followed passively from one's intrinsic magnificence. As a result, the adult you has an easy time convincing himself that he is superior to others and often feels entitled to special treatment, even though you may have developed little in the way of actual skills to act as a foundation for your affected superiority.

    Additionally, the five-year-old you mistook the pleasurable sensations that his genitals were able to provide for the very reason for having genitals, knowing nothing about their wider reproductive purposes. In the same way, the adult you is often confused with regards to his own thoughts and motivations, steering mindlessly towards praise and gratification, while ignoring the wider questions of fairness and reciprocity. Since in your mind, success depends on intrinsic magnificence, and not on conscious effort, you are wont to believe that any criticism of you, or denial of gratification that you feel entitled to, is really is a denial of your intrinsic worth and a mean-spirited attempt to take it away - a castration attempt, as it were. Hence, the adult you tends to lose all sense of proportion when criticized, overreacting and responding in full force to even the mildest of criticisms.



    Wow. I sound like a real piece of work, don't I, hahaha.
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    ORAL-RECEPTIVE 41%

    ORAL-AGGRESSIVE 52%

    ANAL-EXPULSIVE 36%

    ANAL-RETENTIVE 56%

    PHALLIC-AGGRESSIVE 70%

    PHALLIC-COMPENSATIVE 32%

    CLASSIC HYSTERIC 65%

    RETENTIVE HYSTERIC 40%



    maybe that explains my...uh hem....active childhood.



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    Your Freudian Personality Style is:
    Phallic-compensative

    Self-controlled, sober, and seemingly mild-mannered, you have great facility with analytical arguments, which you use as a double-edged sword, pointing them as much at yourself as you do at others. Socially, you are a bit impassive and vacuous, and you may attach yourself to someone (such as a significant other or female parent) whom you perceive to be better at social interaction and 'all the emotional stuff' than you are, thus neglecting the development of yourself in that area. Metaphorically, your personality style may be likened to a five-year-old who is aware that he is not the favorite child in the family but at the same time wishes that he were. As a result of this envy, you have developed a compensative attitude where you dismantle the dominance of others by analytically picking apart their activities, laying bare their weaknesses and exposing the special treatment that they have received and the double standards they live by. However, while it may seem like you are just being equitable and even-handed, your true motivations are nevertheless personal envy and a longing to compensate for your frustrated need to dominate. One proof of these ignoble motives that underlie your seemingly noble actions is that you sometimes go overboard in your exposition when exposing the flaws of someone whom you perceive to be 'mightier' than you, and that when doing so you can even become a bit moralistic and persecuting, in marked contradistinction to your usual easygoing self.

    In that which is night to all things, therein the self-subjugated remains awake; but where all else is awake, that is night for the knower of the self.
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    Classic hysteric

    Having a strong need for attention and affection, you are not one to sit idly by, hoping that these things will come to you of their own accord. Instead you actively crave center stage and seek the notice of those around you through a series of attention-grabbing behaviors such as dramatized emotions, sexualized conduct and clothing, witty and eccentric manners, and so on. Notoriously fickle and flighty, you often find yourself chasing the latest colorful image that has presented itself to your imagination instead of working out the implications of a topic in detail. (By the time someone engages you on the nitty-gritty, you have already moved on to another topic.) Metaphorically, your personality style may be likened to a teenage girl whose uterus is twisting and turning, first to the one side, then to the other, causing emotional turmoil as it craves impregnation from the outside while at the same time resisting any definite commitment to it. In the same way, your actual personality is both sexually flirtatious and expressively overdramatic as a means of capturing people's attention. While your spontaneous amiability may sometimes lead people to think that you are either propositioning them or their new best friend, the reality is that for you, these enticing behaviors are not necessarily meant as anything but ways of getting them to notice you and care.

    ORAL-RECEPTIVE 49%
    ORAL-AGGRESSIVE 40%
    ANAL-EXPULSIVE 92%
    ANAL-RETENTIVE 20%
    PHALLIC-AGGRESSIVE 57%
    PHALLIC-COMPENSATIVE 61%
    CLASSIC HYSTERIC 97%
    RETENTIVE HYSTERIC 28%

    @Nicodemus is this more evidence for you that I'm hyperthymic? haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chanaynay View Post
    Classic hysteric

    Having a strong need for attention and affection, you are not one to sit idly by, hoping that these things will come to you of their own accord. Instead you actively crave center stage and seek the notice of those around you through a series of attention-grabbing behaviors such as dramatized emotions, sexualized conduct and clothing, witty and eccentric manners, and so on. Notoriously fickle and flighty, you often find yourself chasing the latest colorful image that has presented itself to your imagination instead of working out the implications of a topic in detail. (By the time someone engages you on the nitty-gritty, you have already moved on to another topic.) Metaphorically, your personality style may be likened to a teenage girl whose uterus is twisting and turning, first to the one side, then to the other, causing emotional turmoil as it craves impregnation from the outside while at the same time resisting any definite commitment to it. In the same way, your actual personality is both sexually flirtatious and expressively overdramatic as a means of capturing people's attention. While your spontaneous amiability may sometimes lead people to think that you are either propositioning them or their new best friend, the reality is that for you, these enticing behaviors are not necessarily meant as anything but ways of getting them to notice you and care.

    ORAL-RECEPTIVE 49%
    ORAL-AGGRESSIVE 40%
    ANAL-EXPULSIVE 92%
    ANAL-RETENTIVE 20%
    PHALLIC-AGGRESSIVE 57%
    PHALLIC-COMPENSATIVE 61%
    CLASSIC HYSTERIC 97%
    RETENTIVE HYSTERIC 28%

    @Nicodemus is this more evidence for you that I'm hyperthymic? haha
    Certainly not the opposite.

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    Oral-aggressive

    Cynical, demanding, and easily frustrated with others, you are proud, acerbic, and independent to a fault. Delivering verbal stings and disparaging analyses of others wherever you go, your outer image is one of cold and unapproachable aloofness. Little do others know, though, that while you are outwardly cold and derisive, you secretly wish that someone would come into your life and pamper you. Metaphorically, your personality style may be described as a neglected infant who was denied the essential nurture and care that you needed. Deprived of comfort and security from the earliest age onward, you learned that the world was a cynical place where independence and tough-mindedness were needed in order to thrive. Embittered with your parents' failure to provide you with basic love and security in childhood, you developed a facility for 'biting' remarks. One reason that you are so verbally aggressive is that you are frustrated with others, feeling that no one really understands you. In trying to repair the lack of parental care and security that marked your childhood, you may be attracted to cold partners who cannot meet your emotional needs in adulthood.

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    Freudian Personality Test

    Your Freudian Personality Style is:
    Phallic-compensative

    Self-controlled, sober, and seemingly mild-mannered, you have great facility with analytical arguments, which you use as a double-edged sword, pointing them as much at yourself as you do at others. Socially, you are a bit impassive and vacuous, and you may attach yourself to someone (such as a significant other or female parent) whom you perceive to be better at social interaction and 'all the emotional stuff' than you are, thus neglecting the development of yourself in that area. Metaphorically, your personality style may be likened to a five-year-old who is aware that he is not the favorite child in the family but at the same time wishes that he were. As a result of this envy, you have developed a compensative attitude where you dismantle the dominance of others by analytically picking apart their activities, laying bare their weaknesses and exposing the special treatment that they have received and the double standards they live by. However, while it may seem like you are just being equitable and even-handed, your true motivations are nevertheless personal envy and a longing to compensate for your frustrated need to dominate. One proof of these ignoble motives that underlie your seemingly noble actions is that you sometimes go overboard in your exposition when exposing the flaws of someone whom you perceive to be 'mightier' than you, and that when doing so you can even become a bit moralistic and persecuting, in marked contradistinction to your usual easygoing self.
    ORAL-RECEPTIVE 50%
    ORAL-AGGRESSIVE 58%
    ANAL-EXPULSIVE 52%
    ANAL-RETENTIVE 50%
    PHALLIC-AGGRESSIVE 83%
    PHALLIC-COMPENSATIVE 94%
    CLASSIC HYSTERIC 29%
    RETENTIVE HYSTERIC 76%


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    Basically so far, @chickpea is a neglected infant, I'm a teenage girl with a wild uterus, and everyone else is a 5-year-old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chanaynay View Post
    Basically so far, @chickpea is a neglected infant, I'm a teenage girl with a wild uterus, and everyone else is a 5-year-old.
    Just be grateful that you didn't get "anal-expulsive".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kullervo View Post
    Just be grateful that you didn't get "anal-expulsive".
    I couldn't read the profile for that one - what kind of child is it supposed to be?
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