Um...I don't mean to rain on the barbeque, but who wants to be a hot dog anyway?
I mean you're bound to get bitten or thrown out to the canines or fed to the cat or flushed down the toilet or dropped in the fire or roasted or drowned in mustard and other stuff...maybe smothered in cheese? Nope. If you ask me, life is much easier when you're not a hot dog.
A student said to his master: "You teach me fighting, but you talk about peace. How do you reconcile the two?" The master replied: "It is better to be a warrior in a garden than to be a gardener in a war." - unknown/Chinese
You're a veggie dog! You're different and not afraid to deviate from the norm. People are a little bit skeptical at first, but are always keen to warm up to you. Don't let the haters stop you from doing yo thang, my friend, because you're doing just fine.
EDIT: Okay, description's sweet and all but who the fuck likes veggie dogs?
*only interacts with other memes such as (me x2)-self (two negatives = a positive) who regularly use the font comic sans unironically*
Crazy Gourmet Hot Dog that Resembles a Baked Potato wtf
You're this crazy gourmet dog that may or may not actually be a baked potato! You're meticulous and have high standards in life - especially for your food. When it comes down to it, you're a planner and love a bit of indulgence.
You're a Jalapeno Cheddar dog! You come with quite the kick and probably pride yourself on your sarcasm and wit. You're a bit larger than life sometimes, but whatever. You just know how to have a good time.
How'd it figure this from my favorite boy band and least undesirable forehead tattoo?