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The Which Wife are You Test

Kullervo

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Your result for The Which Wife are You Test ...
NOT Bad!

43 sex machine, 42 considerate
you're at a happy medium. Pretty much balanced. That just earned you a cool point. Keep working on both aspects and your marriage will last forever.

lool what???
 

prplchknz

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34,397
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yupp
the PERFECT WIFE
66 sex machine, 66 considerate

You rock! NO One should be trying to tell you how to run your marriage. Looks to Me like you know what you are doing. You will make any man happy and yourself even happier.

haha nooo i i'd make a terrible wife
 

highlander

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Staff member
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Messages
26,562
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INTJ
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6w5
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sx/sp
She gets

Your result for The Which Wife are You Test ...
the PERFECT WIFE
70 sex machine, 76 considerate

You rock! NO One should be trying to tell you how to run your marriage. Looks to Me like you know what you are doing. You will make any man happy and yourself even happier.
 

five sounds

MyPeeSmellsLikeCoffee247
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ENFP
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729
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the PERFECT WIFE
68 sex machine, 76 considerate

You rock! NO One should be trying to tell you how to run your marriage. Looks to Me like you know what you are doing. You will make any man happy and yourself even happier.

Lotsa perfect wives here, eh?
 

Amargith

Hotel California
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For the record, I don't 'wife'.

So take it with a barrel of salt :laugh:


the PERFECT WIFE
64 sex machine, 72 considerate

You rock! NO One should be trying to tell you how to run your marriage. Looks to Me like you know what you are doing. You will make any man happy and yourself even happier.


This thing was a bit of a mixed batch though. Some questions were like 'well duh' and others were like 'K...none of these answers apply - who even thinks like that??'
All and all, just a bit of fun with stereotypes, I'd say
 

chubber

failed poetry slam career
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INTP
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4w5
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sp/sx
the PERFECT WIFE
64 sex machine, 64 considerate

You rock! NO One should be trying to tell you how to run your marriage. Looks to Me like you know what you are doing. You will make any man happy and yourself even happier.

Eh :thinking:

So I'm basically the wife in the relationship.
 

Amargith

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Actually, if I gave this to my INTJ, I bet he'd score what you did. I think it just measures (in a cliche and stereotypically gender role oriented way) consideration and attentiveness to one's partner, both in a sexual and non-sexual way. This is hardly just the job of the 'wife' :shrug:
 

Such Irony

Honor Thy Inferior
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NOT Bad!
55 sex machine, 60 considerate

you're at a happy medium. Pretty much balanced. That just earned you a cool point. Keep working on both aspects and your marriage will last forever.
 

Lady_X

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i couldn't get past question 4. they're entirely too lame. haha
 

Haven

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I couldn't resist

the PERFECT WIFE
68 sex machine, 69 considerate

You rock! NO One should be trying to tell you how to run your marriage. Looks to Me like you know what you are doing. You will make any man happy and yourself even happier.
 

Kyora

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Jun 3, 2014
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ISFJ
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952
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sp/sx
the PERFECT WIFE
70 sex machine, 78 considerate

You rock! NO One should be trying to tell you how to run your marriage. Looks to Me like you know what you are doing. You will make any man happy and yourself even happier.

Ok, I'm definitely not but anyway x)
 

Tiltyred

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Your result for The Which Wife are You Test ...
the PERFECT WIFE
75 sex machine, 80 considerate

You rock! NO One should be trying to tell you how to run your marriage. Looks to Me like you know what you are doing. You will make any man happy and yourself even happier.
 

Nijntje

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Jun 7, 2009
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3,130
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CRZY
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4w5
apparently i got

"the PERFECT WIFE
68 sex machine, 71 considerate

You rock! NO One should be trying to tell you how to run your marriage. Looks to Me like you know what you are doing. You will make any man happy and yourself even happier."
 

Arctic Hysteria

an abyss of Nothingness
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IxFP
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the PERFECT WIFE
83 sex machine, 84 considerate

A harder test please. This one basically says being a good wife means giving as many hummers as possible, geez
 

Hitoshi-San

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Your result for The Which Wife are You Test ...
the PERFECT WIFE
78 sex machine, 81 considerate

You rock! NO One should be trying to tell you how to run your marriage. Looks to Me like you know what you are doing. You will make any man happy and yourself even happier.
 

Galena

Silver and Lead
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THE PERFECT WIFE: scores of 66 and 66.

Conclusion: broken test. :rofl1:
 

Forever

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the PERFECT WIFE
67 sex machine, 70 considerate

You rock! NO One should be trying to tell you how to run your marriage. Looks to Me like you know what you are doing. You will make any man happy and yourself even happier.

Wow, everybody can be the perfect wife.. Theoretically.
 

Evo

Unapologetic being
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XNTJ
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1w9
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Leather and Lace
58 sex machine, 64 considerate

your sex drive is looking good and your consideration of him looks even better! You're on a roll!
 
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